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I never thought I'd say this about one of our own creations but I have honestly out-grossed myself out. I'm so disgusted I can't even! If you are easily offended or get queasy quick I wouldn't scroll past the chocolate banana photo because it gets pretty literal from then on.
Soooo...my friend commissioned us for a hen do ie bachelorette party cake. The brief?! Plenty of Penis! Okay. Really, now is the time to click on ANYTHING else on this page but scroll further if you really can't handle grossness. Wanna keep scrolling?? Hah, you dirty rebel you. You've been warned though!
Anyway, you can perhaps tell from our style of cakes that genitalia doesn't normally feature in them. Like ever. An internet troll once did say "your macarons look like vaginas" to which I defensively thought "huh, I dunno what kinda vaginas you've seen..." and then I kind of saw her point. So I have some sort of crude vaginal reference for the hen do cake, but still no penis. And I wasn't going to chicken out and use chocolate bananas as a lame reference. They wanted it dirty, I was going to go to town with dirty.
I modelled some brownie "meat & two veg", wrapped chocolate skin on and added some chocolate pubes for good measure. Oh, let's just be even more disgusting and add some chocolate ganache spooge too why not.
This is so outrageous I don't even know if it's really genius or really gross. Either way, I can't share it on IG (my mom follows us) nor can I add it into our cakes collection (not kid-friendly!) but I'd love to hear your thoughts!
So guys and gals, if you're looking for penis cakes for your hen/stag do you now know where to find one. But please don't tag us in the dick cake pics in case my maa sees!!!
Lots of love,
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