Ghetto-Riche Chocoholics Cake

Golden chocoholic dream cake. Rich Belgian chocolate sponge layers, each married with smooth Swiss meringue buttercream. Adorned with gold-dusted macarons, Oreos, pretzels, Maltesers, ROLOS, and chocolate glazed doughnuts, finished in a semi-naked style with a Belgian chocolate glaze.

Made to order · Hand-delivered · London & Surrey

Decorations: The cake is an extravagant showcase, liberally decorated with golden treats including macarons, Oreos, pretzels, Maltesers, ROLOS, and baked buttermilk chocolate glazed doughnuts. It's a chocoholic's fantasy turned into reality.

Cake Sponges: The indulgence continues inside with rich Belgian chocolate sponge layers, each sandwiched with smooth Swiss meringue buttercream, adding layers of deep, chocolatey goodness.

Frosting & Glaze: Frosted in a tempting semi-naked style with silky Belgian chocolate Swiss meringue buttercream, it offers a sneak peek at the luscious layers beneath. The cake is then draped in our signature Belgian chocolate glaze, adding to its decadent appeal.

From the Chef

This cake came to life because I believe chocolate lovers deserve something a little wild, a little extra, and completely unapologetic. The idea was to create a cake that’s as rich and indulgent as it looks—a true chocolate paradise for those who crave it all: doughnuts, cookies, macarons, and everything.

This cake is all about indulgence, with a playful, rebellious twist. It’s the kind of cake that makes you feel a little fancy but still connected to that childhood joy of going all in on something delicious and messy.

What makes this cake special is the sheer abundance of chocolate—rich layers of chocolate sponge, decadent chocolate ganache, and more.

Perfect for celebrating birthdays, special milestones, or simply when you want to spoil yourself or someone else. It’s for anyone who feels like life’s too short for ordinary cakes.

If you’re ready to embrace your inner chocoholic, this cake is calling your name—go ahead and bite in.

Chocolate Sponge: Flour (wheat, gluten), sugar, egg, milk, cocoa, sunflower oil, sodium bicarbonate (raising agent: E500), instant coffee granules, vanilla extract.

Buttercream: Sugar, Egg White, Butter (milk), Vanilla Extract, Salt, White chocolate (milksoya), cream (milk).

Decorations-

Chocolate drip: dark chocolate [(Min cocoa 54.5%) Sugar, cocoa butter, cocoa mass, emulsifier; soya lecithin, natural vanilla], butter (milk). 

Oreos: Wheat Flour , Sugar , Vegetable Oil (Palm) , Fat Reduced Cocoa Powder 4.6% , WheatStarch , Glucose-Fructose Syrup , Salt , Raising Agents (Potassium Hydrogen Carbonate, Sodium Hydrogen Carbonate, Ammonium Hydrogen Carbonate) , Emulsifiers (Soya Lecithin, Sunflower Lecithin) , Flavouring (Vanillin).

Pretzels: Flour (Wheat Flour, Calcium, Iron, Niacin, Thiamin), Rapeseed Oil, Sea Salt, Dextrose, Dried Yeast, Acidity Regulator: Sodium Hydroxide.

Maltesers: Sugar , Skimmed Milk Powder , Cocoa Butter , Glucose Syrup , Barley Malt Extract , Cocoa Mass , Palm Fat , Lactose and Protein from Whey (from Milk) , Whey Powder (from Milk) , Milk Fat , Emulsifiers (Soya Lecithin, E492) , Wheat Flour , Palm Kernel Fat , Palm Kernel Oil , Raising Agents (E341, E500, E501) , Wheat Gluten , Salt , Glazing Agent (Pectin) , Natural Vanilla Extract , Milk Chocolate contains Milk Solids 14% minimum , Milk Chocolate contains Vegetable Fats in addition to Cocoa Butter , Sugar, Cocoa, Vanilla).

Rolos: Glucose Syrup , Sugar , Whole and Skimmed Milk Powder , Invert Sugar Syrup , Vegetable Fat (Palm, Shea/ Illipe/ Mango Kernel/ Kokum Gurgi/ Sal) , Cocoa Mass , Cocoa Butter , Sweetened Condensed Skimmed Milk , Lactose and Proteins from Whey (from Milk) , Whey Powder (from Milk) , Butterfat (from Milk) , Emulsifier (Sunflower Lecithin) , Salt , Flavourings , Milk Chocolate contains Milk Solids 14% minimum and Vegetable Fat in addition to Cocoa Butter.

Gold Lustre: Propellants: E943a, E943b, E944; ethyl alcohol; colours: titanium dioxide E171; iron oxide E172; flavour.

Macarons: Icing Sugar, Almonds (Nuts), Sugar, Butter (Milk)Egg WhiteTonka Bean Extract (natural flavouring),Cream (Milk)White chocolate (Belgian white chocolate Couverture, sugar, cocoa butter, whole milk powder, cocoa mass, emulsifier; soya lecithin, natural vanilla), colour e133, e122.

Baked Doughnuts: Flour (wheatgluten), corn flour, egg, buttermilk (milk), butter (milk), sugar, baking powder, salt, vanilla extract, dark chocolate glaze [Dark Chocolate (Min cocoa 54.5%) Sugar, cocoa butter, cocoa mass, emulsifier; soya lecithin, natural vanilla], butter (milk)], Sprinkles [Sugar, Wheat Starch, Glucose Syrup, Colours (Curcumin, Chlorophyll), Concentrated Beetroot Juice, Glazing Agent (White and Yellow Beeswax)].

*Although not necessarily present in this particular product, the colours used across our range of products may include the colours E102*, E104, E110, E122 & E129 - which may have an adverse effect on activity and attention in some children. All products are produced on premises handling eggs, gluten, nuts, peanuts, milk, sesame and soya hence may contain traces. Please note cakes may contain cocktail sticks and dowelling for support.

Each cake is hand-made individually and carefully and while will look similar to the images, may not be identical. 

 


Allergens: 🌾 Wheat (gluten), 🥚 Eggs, 🥛 Milk (dairy), 🌱 Soya, 🥜 Nuts and Peanuts. All our cakes are handmade in a kitchen that handles these allergens every day.

For this reason, we cannot in good faith label any cake as truly “free-from” or vegan — achieving that level of separation would require entirely separate premises. If you have a severe allergy, we recommend speaking to us before ordering so we can advise you personally.

London & Surrey

Delivery & Service

Every cake is baked to order in our London kitchen, then hand-delivered by our own team. Complimentary delivery is included across London & Surrey, with live tracking and careful temperature-controlled handling from bakery to doorstep.

Delivery days
Tuesday, Thursday, Friday & Saturday · 8am–5pm
Tracking
Precise time window sent on the morning of delivery
Concierge support
Contact our concierge on WhatsApp for next-day or urgent availability

Cake Care

Serving & Storage

Your cake is baked fresh for your chosen date and keeps beautifully for up to five days from delivery. Store it carefully, serve it at room temperature, and the sponge and buttercream will be at their best.

Shelf life
Best enjoyed within five days of delivery.
Storage
Keep boxed in a cool room, or refrigerate if not serving the same day.
Serving
Bring to room temperature for around three hours before serving.

FAQs

We deliver across London and Surrey using our own in-house drivers, so your cake is handled carefully from our kitchen to your door.

Deliveries run between 8am and 5pm. On the morning of delivery, you’ll receive a more precise time window with tracking where available.

Yes. Delivery is included across London and Surrey, with no third-party courier handling.

Your cake is baked fresh for your chosen date and keeps beautifully for up to five days from delivery when stored correctly.

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Golden chocoholic dream cake. Rich Belgian chocolate sponge layers, each married with smooth Swiss meringue buttercream. Adorned with gold-dusted macarons, Oreos, pretzels, Maltesers, ROLOS, and chocolate glazed doughnuts, finished in a semi-naked style with a Belgian chocolate glaze.

Decorations: The cake is an extravagant showcase, liberally decorated with golden treats including macarons, Oreos, pretzels, Maltesers, ROLOS, and baked buttermilk chocolate glazed doughnuts. It's a chocoholic's fantasy turned into reality.

Cake Sponges: The indulgence continues inside with rich Belgian chocolate sponge layers, each sandwiched with smooth Swiss meringue buttercream, adding layers of deep, chocolatey goodness.

Frosting & Glaze: Frosted in a tempting semi-naked style with silky Belgian chocolate Swiss meringue buttercream, it offers a sneak peek at the luscious layers beneath. The cake is then draped in our signature Belgian chocolate glaze, adding to its decadent appeal.

From the Chef

This cake came to life because I believe chocolate lovers deserve something a little wild, a little extra, and completely unapologetic. The idea was to create a cake that’s as rich and indulgent as it looks—a true chocolate paradise for those who crave it all: doughnuts, cookies, macarons, and everything.

This cake is all about indulgence, with a playful, rebellious twist. It’s the kind of cake that makes you feel a little fancy but still connected to that childhood joy of going all in on something delicious and messy.

What makes this cake special is the sheer abundance of chocolate—rich layers of chocolate sponge, decadent chocolate ganache, and more.

Perfect for celebrating birthdays, special milestones, or simply when you want to spoil yourself or someone else. It’s for anyone who feels like life’s too short for ordinary cakes.

If you’re ready to embrace your inner chocoholic, this cake is calling your name—go ahead and bite in.

Ingredients

Chocolate Sponge: Flour (wheat, gluten), sugar, egg, milk, cocoa, sunflower oil, sodium bicarbonate (raising agent: E500), instant coffee granules, vanilla extract.

Buttercream: Sugar, Egg White, Butter (milk), Vanilla Extract, Salt, White chocolate (milksoya), cream (milk).

Decorations-

Chocolate drip: dark chocolate [(Min cocoa 54.5%) Sugar, cocoa butter, cocoa mass, emulsifier; soya lecithin, natural vanilla], butter (milk). 

Oreos: Wheat Flour , Sugar , Vegetable Oil (Palm) , Fat Reduced Cocoa Powder 4.6% , WheatStarch , Glucose-Fructose Syrup , Salt , Raising Agents (Potassium Hydrogen Carbonate, Sodium Hydrogen Carbonate, Ammonium Hydrogen Carbonate) , Emulsifiers (Soya Lecithin, Sunflower Lecithin) , Flavouring (Vanillin).

Pretzels: Flour (Wheat Flour, Calcium, Iron, Niacin, Thiamin), Rapeseed Oil, Sea Salt, Dextrose, Dried Yeast, Acidity Regulator: Sodium Hydroxide.

Maltesers: Sugar , Skimmed Milk Powder , Cocoa Butter , Glucose Syrup , Barley Malt Extract , Cocoa Mass , Palm Fat , Lactose and Protein from Whey (from Milk) , Whey Powder (from Milk) , Milk Fat , Emulsifiers (Soya Lecithin, E492) , Wheat Flour , Palm Kernel Fat , Palm Kernel Oil , Raising Agents (E341, E500, E501) , Wheat Gluten , Salt , Glazing Agent (Pectin) , Natural Vanilla Extract , Milk Chocolate contains Milk Solids 14% minimum , Milk Chocolate contains Vegetable Fats in addition to Cocoa Butter , Sugar, Cocoa, Vanilla).

Rolos: Glucose Syrup , Sugar , Whole and Skimmed Milk Powder , Invert Sugar Syrup , Vegetable Fat (Palm, Shea/ Illipe/ Mango Kernel/ Kokum Gurgi/ Sal) , Cocoa Mass , Cocoa Butter , Sweetened Condensed Skimmed Milk , Lactose and Proteins from Whey (from Milk) , Whey Powder (from Milk) , Butterfat (from Milk) , Emulsifier (Sunflower Lecithin) , Salt , Flavourings , Milk Chocolate contains Milk Solids 14% minimum and Vegetable Fat in addition to Cocoa Butter.

Gold Lustre: Propellants: E943a, E943b, E944; ethyl alcohol; colours: titanium dioxide E171; iron oxide E172; flavour.

Macarons: Icing Sugar, Almonds (Nuts), Sugar, Butter (Milk)Egg WhiteTonka Bean Extract (natural flavouring),Cream (Milk)White chocolate (Belgian white chocolate Couverture, sugar, cocoa butter, whole milk powder, cocoa mass, emulsifier; soya lecithin, natural vanilla), colour e133, e122.

Baked Doughnuts: Flour (wheatgluten), corn flour, egg, buttermilk (milk), butter (milk), sugar, baking powder, salt, vanilla extract, dark chocolate glaze [Dark Chocolate (Min cocoa 54.5%) Sugar, cocoa butter, cocoa mass, emulsifier; soya lecithin, natural vanilla], butter (milk)], Sprinkles [Sugar, Wheat Starch, Glucose Syrup, Colours (Curcumin, Chlorophyll), Concentrated Beetroot Juice, Glazing Agent (White and Yellow Beeswax)].

*Although not necessarily present in this particular product, the colours used across our range of products may include the colours E102*, E104, E110, E122 & E129 - which may have an adverse effect on activity and attention in some children. All products are produced on premises handling eggs, gluten, nuts, peanuts, milk, sesame and soya hence may contain traces. Please note cakes may contain cocktail sticks and dowelling for support.

Each cake is hand-made individually and carefully and while will look similar to the images, may not be identical. 

 


Dietary & Allergen

Allergens: 🌾 Wheat (gluten), 🥚 Eggs, 🥛 Milk (dairy), 🌱 Soya, 🥜 Nuts and Peanuts. All our cakes are handmade in a kitchen that handles these allergens every day.

For this reason, we cannot in good faith label any cake as truly “free-from” or vegan — achieving that level of separation would require entirely separate premises. If you have a severe allergy, we recommend speaking to us before ordering so we can advise you personally.