Ghetto-Riche Chocoholics Cake

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Golden chocoholic dream cake. Rich Belgian chocolate sponge layers, each married with smooth Swiss meringue buttercream. Adorned with gold-dusted macarons, Oreos, pretzels, Maltesers, ROLOS, and chocolate glazed doughnuts, finished in a semi-naked style with a Belgian chocolate glaze.

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Decorations: The cake is an extravagant showcase, liberally decorated with golden treats including macarons, Oreos, pretzels, Maltesers, ROLOS, and baked buttermilk chocolate glazed doughnuts. It's a chocoholic's fantasy turned into reality.

Cake Sponges: The indulgence continues inside with rich Belgian chocolate sponge layers, each sandwiched with smooth Swiss meringue buttercream, adding layers of deep, chocolatey goodness.

Frosting & Glaze: Frosted in a tempting semi-naked style with silky Belgian chocolate Swiss meringue buttercream, it offers a sneak peek at the luscious layers beneath. The cake is then draped in our signature Belgian chocolate glaze, adding to its decadent appeal.

From the Chef

This cake came to life because I believe chocolate lovers deserve something a little wild, a little extra, and completely unapologetic. The idea was to create a cake that’s as rich and indulgent as it looks—a true chocolate paradise for those who crave it all: doughnuts, cookies, macarons, and everything.

This cake is all about indulgence, with a playful, rebellious twist. It’s the kind of cake that makes you feel a little fancy but still connected to that childhood joy of going all in on something delicious and messy.

What makes this cake special is the sheer abundance of chocolate—rich layers of chocolate sponge, decadent chocolate ganache, and more.

Perfect for celebrating birthdays, special milestones, or simply when you want to spoil yourself or someone else. It’s for anyone who feels like life’s too short for ordinary cakes.

If you’re ready to embrace your inner chocoholic, this cake is calling your name—go ahead and bite in.

Chocolate Sponge: Flour (wheat, gluten), sugar, egg, milk, cocoa, sunflower oil, sodium bicarbonate (raising agent: E500), instant coffee granules, vanilla extract.

Buttercream: Sugar, Egg White, Butter (milk), Vanilla Extract, Salt, White chocolate (milksoya), cream (milk).

Decorations-

Chocolate drip: dark chocolate [(Min cocoa 54.5%) Sugar, cocoa butter, cocoa mass, emulsifier; soya lecithin, natural vanilla], butter (milk). 

Oreos: Wheat Flour , Sugar , Vegetable Oil (Palm) , Fat Reduced Cocoa Powder 4.6% , WheatStarch , Glucose-Fructose Syrup , Salt , Raising Agents (Potassium Hydrogen Carbonate, Sodium Hydrogen Carbonate, Ammonium Hydrogen Carbonate) , Emulsifiers (Soya Lecithin, Sunflower Lecithin) , Flavouring (Vanillin).

Pretzels: Flour (Wheat Flour, Calcium, Iron, Niacin, Thiamin), Rapeseed Oil, Sea Salt, Dextrose, Dried Yeast, Acidity Regulator: Sodium Hydroxide.

Maltesers: Sugar , Skimmed Milk Powder , Cocoa Butter , Glucose Syrup , Barley Malt Extract , Cocoa Mass , Palm Fat , Lactose and Protein from Whey (from Milk) , Whey Powder (from Milk) , Milk Fat , Emulsifiers (Soya Lecithin, E492) , Wheat Flour , Palm Kernel Fat , Palm Kernel Oil , Raising Agents (E341, E500, E501) , Wheat Gluten , Salt , Glazing Agent (Pectin) , Natural Vanilla Extract , Milk Chocolate contains Milk Solids 14% minimum , Milk Chocolate contains Vegetable Fats in addition to Cocoa Butter , Sugar, Cocoa, Vanilla).

Rolos: Glucose Syrup , Sugar , Whole and Skimmed Milk Powder , Invert Sugar Syrup , Vegetable Fat (Palm, Shea/ Illipe/ Mango Kernel/ Kokum Gurgi/ Sal) , Cocoa Mass , Cocoa Butter , Sweetened Condensed Skimmed Milk , Lactose and Proteins from Whey (from Milk) , Whey Powder (from Milk) , Butterfat (from Milk) , Emulsifier (Sunflower Lecithin) , Salt , Flavourings , Milk Chocolate contains Milk Solids 14% minimum and Vegetable Fat in addition to Cocoa Butter.

Gold Lustre: Propellants: E943a, E943b, E944; ethyl alcohol; colours: titanium dioxide E171; iron oxide E172; flavour.

Macarons: Icing Sugar, Almonds (Nuts), Sugar, Butter (Milk)Egg WhiteTonka Bean Extract (natural flavouring),Cream (Milk)White chocolate (Belgian white chocolate Couverture, sugar, cocoa butter, whole milk powder, cocoa mass, emulsifier; soya lecithin, natural vanilla), colour e133, e122.

Baked Doughnuts: Flour (wheatgluten), corn flour, egg, buttermilk (milk), butter (milk), sugar, baking powder, salt, vanilla extract, dark chocolate glaze [Dark Chocolate (Min cocoa 54.5%) Sugar, cocoa butter, cocoa mass, emulsifier; soya lecithin, natural vanilla], butter (milk)], Sprinkles [Sugar, Wheat Starch, Glucose Syrup, Colours (Curcumin, Chlorophyll), Concentrated Beetroot Juice, Glazing Agent (White and Yellow Beeswax)].

*Although not necessarily present in this particular product, the colours used across our range of products may include the colours E102*, E104, E110, E122 & E129 - which may have an adverse effect on activity and attention in some children. All products are produced on premises handling eggs, gluten, nuts, peanuts, milk, sesame and soya hence may contain traces. Please note cakes may contain cocktail sticks and dowelling for support.

Each cake is hand-made individually and carefully and while will look similar to the images, may not be identical. 

 


Allergens: 🌾 Wheat (gluten), 🥚 Eggs, 🥛 Milk (dairy), 🌱 Soya, 🥜 Nuts and Peanuts. All our cakes are handmade in a kitchen that handles these allergens every day.

For this reason, we cannot in good faith label any cake as truly “free-from” or vegan — achieving that level of separation would require entirely separate premises. If you have a severe allergy, we recommend speaking to us before ordering so we can advise you personally.

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Cake Delivery

Cake Care

Cake Care

Shelf life: All our cakes are baked fresh to order for delivery across London & Surrey. Most cakes have a 5-day shelf life from delivery, though elements like doughnuts may be best enjoyed within 1-2 days.

Storage: To keep your cake fresh, wrap the box in cling film and store in the fridge if you’re not serving on the same day. For more tips, see our cake storage and shelf life guide.

Serving: Bring your cake to room temperature before serving (around 3 hours out of the fridge). This ensures a softer texture and allows the flavours to develop fully.

Shelf life: All our cakes are baked fresh to order for delivery across London & Surrey. Most cakes have a 5-day shelf life from delivery, though elements like doughnuts may be best enjoyed within 1-2 days.

Storage: To keep your cake fresh, wrap the box in cling film and store in the fridge if you’re not serving on the same day. For more tips, see our cake storage and shelf life guide.

Serving: Bring your cake to room temperature before serving (around 3 hours out of the fridge). This ensures a softer texture and allows the flavours to develop fully.

FAQs

We deliver fresh cakes across London and Surrey in our own temperature-controlled vans.

We deliver on Tuesdays, Thursdays, Fridays and Saturdays between 8 am – 5 pm. Order by 4 pm the day before for next-day delivery. You’ll get live tracking on the morning of delivery.

Yes — we offer complimentary delivery to all London and Surrey addresses.

Most cakes stay fresh for 5 days from delivery. Wrap the box in cling film and store in the fridge if not serving the same day. Bring to room temperature for 3 hours before serving.

We offer a Better-Than-Risk-Free Guarantee — if you don’t love your cake, hand it back to our driver for a full refund.

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Golden chocoholic dream cake. Rich Belgian chocolate sponge layers, each married with smooth Swiss meringue buttercream. Adorned with gold-dusted macarons, Oreos, pretzels, Maltesers, ROLOS, and chocolate glazed doughnuts, finished in a semi-naked style with a Belgian chocolate glaze.

Decorations: The cake is an extravagant showcase, liberally decorated with golden treats including macarons, Oreos, pretzels, Maltesers, ROLOS, and baked buttermilk chocolate glazed doughnuts. It's a chocoholic's fantasy turned into reality.

Cake Sponges: The indulgence continues inside with rich Belgian chocolate sponge layers, each sandwiched with smooth Swiss meringue buttercream, adding layers of deep, chocolatey goodness.

Frosting & Glaze: Frosted in a tempting semi-naked style with silky Belgian chocolate Swiss meringue buttercream, it offers a sneak peek at the luscious layers beneath. The cake is then draped in our signature Belgian chocolate glaze, adding to its decadent appeal.

From the Chef

This cake came to life because I believe chocolate lovers deserve something a little wild, a little extra, and completely unapologetic. The idea was to create a cake that’s as rich and indulgent as it looks—a true chocolate paradise for those who crave it all: doughnuts, cookies, macarons, and everything.

This cake is all about indulgence, with a playful, rebellious twist. It’s the kind of cake that makes you feel a little fancy but still connected to that childhood joy of going all in on something delicious and messy.

What makes this cake special is the sheer abundance of chocolate—rich layers of chocolate sponge, decadent chocolate ganache, and more.

Perfect for celebrating birthdays, special milestones, or simply when you want to spoil yourself or someone else. It’s for anyone who feels like life’s too short for ordinary cakes.

If you’re ready to embrace your inner chocoholic, this cake is calling your name—go ahead and bite in.

Ingredients

Chocolate Sponge: Flour (wheat, gluten), sugar, egg, milk, cocoa, sunflower oil, sodium bicarbonate (raising agent: E500), instant coffee granules, vanilla extract.

Buttercream: Sugar, Egg White, Butter (milk), Vanilla Extract, Salt, White chocolate (milksoya), cream (milk).

Decorations-

Chocolate drip: dark chocolate [(Min cocoa 54.5%) Sugar, cocoa butter, cocoa mass, emulsifier; soya lecithin, natural vanilla], butter (milk). 

Oreos: Wheat Flour , Sugar , Vegetable Oil (Palm) , Fat Reduced Cocoa Powder 4.6% , WheatStarch , Glucose-Fructose Syrup , Salt , Raising Agents (Potassium Hydrogen Carbonate, Sodium Hydrogen Carbonate, Ammonium Hydrogen Carbonate) , Emulsifiers (Soya Lecithin, Sunflower Lecithin) , Flavouring (Vanillin).

Pretzels: Flour (Wheat Flour, Calcium, Iron, Niacin, Thiamin), Rapeseed Oil, Sea Salt, Dextrose, Dried Yeast, Acidity Regulator: Sodium Hydroxide.

Maltesers: Sugar , Skimmed Milk Powder , Cocoa Butter , Glucose Syrup , Barley Malt Extract , Cocoa Mass , Palm Fat , Lactose and Protein from Whey (from Milk) , Whey Powder (from Milk) , Milk Fat , Emulsifiers (Soya Lecithin, E492) , Wheat Flour , Palm Kernel Fat , Palm Kernel Oil , Raising Agents (E341, E500, E501) , Wheat Gluten , Salt , Glazing Agent (Pectin) , Natural Vanilla Extract , Milk Chocolate contains Milk Solids 14% minimum , Milk Chocolate contains Vegetable Fats in addition to Cocoa Butter , Sugar, Cocoa, Vanilla).

Rolos: Glucose Syrup , Sugar , Whole and Skimmed Milk Powder , Invert Sugar Syrup , Vegetable Fat (Palm, Shea/ Illipe/ Mango Kernel/ Kokum Gurgi/ Sal) , Cocoa Mass , Cocoa Butter , Sweetened Condensed Skimmed Milk , Lactose and Proteins from Whey (from Milk) , Whey Powder (from Milk) , Butterfat (from Milk) , Emulsifier (Sunflower Lecithin) , Salt , Flavourings , Milk Chocolate contains Milk Solids 14% minimum and Vegetable Fat in addition to Cocoa Butter.

Gold Lustre: Propellants: E943a, E943b, E944; ethyl alcohol; colours: titanium dioxide E171; iron oxide E172; flavour.

Macarons: Icing Sugar, Almonds (Nuts), Sugar, Butter (Milk)Egg WhiteTonka Bean Extract (natural flavouring),Cream (Milk)White chocolate (Belgian white chocolate Couverture, sugar, cocoa butter, whole milk powder, cocoa mass, emulsifier; soya lecithin, natural vanilla), colour e133, e122.

Baked Doughnuts: Flour (wheatgluten), corn flour, egg, buttermilk (milk), butter (milk), sugar, baking powder, salt, vanilla extract, dark chocolate glaze [Dark Chocolate (Min cocoa 54.5%) Sugar, cocoa butter, cocoa mass, emulsifier; soya lecithin, natural vanilla], butter (milk)], Sprinkles [Sugar, Wheat Starch, Glucose Syrup, Colours (Curcumin, Chlorophyll), Concentrated Beetroot Juice, Glazing Agent (White and Yellow Beeswax)].

*Although not necessarily present in this particular product, the colours used across our range of products may include the colours E102*, E104, E110, E122 & E129 - which may have an adverse effect on activity and attention in some children. All products are produced on premises handling eggs, gluten, nuts, peanuts, milk, sesame and soya hence may contain traces. Please note cakes may contain cocktail sticks and dowelling for support.

Each cake is hand-made individually and carefully and while will look similar to the images, may not be identical. 

 


Dietary & Allergen

Allergens: 🌾 Wheat (gluten), 🥚 Eggs, 🥛 Milk (dairy), 🌱 Soya, 🥜 Nuts and Peanuts. All our cakes are handmade in a kitchen that handles these allergens every day.

For this reason, we cannot in good faith label any cake as truly “free-from” or vegan — achieving that level of separation would require entirely separate premises. If you have a severe allergy, we recommend speaking to us before ordering so we can advise you personally.