Meta Chocolate Cake

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Our Original META Chocolate vet cake is the boss of ALL chocolate cakes. Belgian chocolate sponge layers covered with light as air buttercream and decorated with a teeny tiny mini chocolate cake, cupcake, decorated with MORE cake. Call it a chocolate cake inception if you will. 

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We’re so confident in our cakes that we offer a Better-Than-Risk-Free Guarantee: if it doesn’t delight you, hand it back to the driver for a full refund — no questions asked.

Decorations

Decorated with a cake on a cake on a cake on a cake! A mini chocolate cake, with a mini slice of cake on a cupcake and a mini cupcake with buttercream swirls and chocolate pearls. 

Cake Sponges

Made of 3 freshly baked layers of Belgian chocolate sponge.

Frosting

Who knew watching Inception was going to have such a long-lasting, profound effect on me, eh? A chocolate cake, on a chocolate cake, on a chocolate cake.

The Meta Chocolate Cake makes you dizzy with delight—if you love chocolate cake! As soon as you open the box, you get hit with the gorgeous, intoxicating scent of chocolate—just try and not go "Aaaahhh".

What makes this cake truly special is the cocoa we use—premium Belgian cocoa by Callebaut. There's no scrimping on the chocolate because that's what makes this cake sing.

Know any chocoholics? Of course you do. This is perfect for their birthdays or any other special occasion where layers upon layers of chocolate cake are needed to celebrate.

As our Meta Chocolate Cake is only available in very limited numbers due to our limited capacity, order now to avoid disappointment. We said what we said.

Chocolate Sponge: Self raising flour (wheat/gluten), bicarbonate of soda, sugar, eggsmilk, sunflower oil, cocoa powder, coffee.

Buttercream: Sugar, egg white, butter (milk), vanilla extract, salt.

Milk Chocolate Crispearls: Milk chocolate (sugar, cocoa butter, whole milk powder, whey powder, cocoa mass, emulsifier; soyalecithin, natural vanilla flavouring), Crisped cereals (wheat flour, sugar, malt flour, wheat starch, raising agent E500ii, vegetable fat, salt, natural vanilla), Sugar, Glucose syrup, Modified starch.

Although not necessarily present in this particular product, the colours used across our range of products may include the colours E102*, E104, E110, E122 & E129 - which may have an adverse effect on activity and attention in some children. All products are produced on premises handling eggs, gluten, nuts, peanuts, milk, sesame and soya hence may contain traces. Please note cakes may contain cocktail sticks and dowelling for support. Each cake is hand-made individually and carefully and while will look similar to the images, may not be identical.

Allergens: 🌾 Wheat (gluten), 🥚 Eggs, 🥛 Milk (dairy), 🌱 Soya, 🥜 Nuts and Peanuts. All our cakes are handmade in a kitchen that handles these allergens every day.

For this reason, we cannot in good faith label any cake as truly “free-from” or vegan — achieving that level of separation would require entirely separate premises. If you have a severe allergy, we recommend speaking to us before ordering so we can advise you personally.

Portion Guide

Cake Delivery

Cake Care

Cake Care

Shelf life: All our cakes are baked fresh to order for delivery across London & Surrey. Most cakes have a 5-day shelf life from delivery, though elements like doughnuts may be best enjoyed within 1-2 days.

Storage: To keep your cake fresh, wrap the box in cling film and store in the fridge if you’re not serving on the same day. For more tips, see our cake storage and shelf life guide.

Serving: Bring your cake to room temperature before serving (around 3 hours out of the fridge). This ensures a softer texture and allows the flavours to develop fully.

Shelf life: All our cakes are baked fresh to order for delivery across London & Surrey. Most cakes have a 5-day shelf life from delivery, though elements like doughnuts may be best enjoyed within 1-2 days.

Storage: To keep your cake fresh, wrap the box in cling film and store in the fridge if you’re not serving on the same day. For more tips, see our cake storage and shelf life guide.

Serving: Bring your cake to room temperature before serving (around 3 hours out of the fridge). This ensures a softer texture and allows the flavours to develop fully.

FAQs

We deliver fresh cakes across London and Surrey in our own temperature-controlled vans.

We deliver on Tuesdays, Thursdays, Fridays and Saturdays between 8 am – 5 pm. Order by 4 pm the day before for next-day delivery. You’ll get live tracking on the morning of delivery.

Yes — we offer complimentary delivery to all London and Surrey addresses.

Most cakes stay fresh for 5 days from delivery. Wrap the box in cling film and store in the fridge if not serving the same day. Bring to room temperature for 3 hours before serving.

We offer a Better-Than-Risk-Free Guarantee — if you don’t love your cake, hand it back to our driver for a full refund.

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Our Original META Chocolate vet cake is the boss of ALL chocolate cakes. Belgian chocolate sponge layers covered with light as air buttercream and decorated with a teeny tiny mini chocolate cake, cupcake, decorated with MORE cake. Call it a chocolate cake inception if you will. 

Decorations

Decorated with a cake on a cake on a cake on a cake! A mini chocolate cake, with a mini slice of cake on a cupcake and a mini cupcake with buttercream swirls and chocolate pearls. 

Cake Sponges

Made of 3 freshly baked layers of Belgian chocolate sponge.

Frosting

From the Chef

Who knew watching Inception was going to have such a long-lasting, profound effect on me, eh? A chocolate cake, on a chocolate cake, on a chocolate cake.

The Meta Chocolate Cake makes you dizzy with delight—if you love chocolate cake! As soon as you open the box, you get hit with the gorgeous, intoxicating scent of chocolate—just try and not go "Aaaahhh".

What makes this cake truly special is the cocoa we use—premium Belgian cocoa by Callebaut. There's no scrimping on the chocolate because that's what makes this cake sing.

Know any chocoholics? Of course you do. This is perfect for their birthdays or any other special occasion where layers upon layers of chocolate cake are needed to celebrate.

As our Meta Chocolate Cake is only available in very limited numbers due to our limited capacity, order now to avoid disappointment. We said what we said.

Ingredients

Chocolate Sponge: Self raising flour (wheat/gluten), bicarbonate of soda, sugar, eggsmilk, sunflower oil, cocoa powder, coffee.

Buttercream: Sugar, egg white, butter (milk), vanilla extract, salt.

Milk Chocolate Crispearls: Milk chocolate (sugar, cocoa butter, whole milk powder, whey powder, cocoa mass, emulsifier; soyalecithin, natural vanilla flavouring), Crisped cereals (wheat flour, sugar, malt flour, wheat starch, raising agent E500ii, vegetable fat, salt, natural vanilla), Sugar, Glucose syrup, Modified starch.

Although not necessarily present in this particular product, the colours used across our range of products may include the colours E102*, E104, E110, E122 & E129 - which may have an adverse effect on activity and attention in some children. All products are produced on premises handling eggs, gluten, nuts, peanuts, milk, sesame and soya hence may contain traces. Please note cakes may contain cocktail sticks and dowelling for support. Each cake is hand-made individually and carefully and while will look similar to the images, may not be identical.

Dietary & Allergen

Allergens: 🌾 Wheat (gluten), 🥚 Eggs, 🥛 Milk (dairy), 🌱 Soya, 🥜 Nuts and Peanuts. All our cakes are handmade in a kitchen that handles these allergens every day.

For this reason, we cannot in good faith label any cake as truly “free-from” or vegan — achieving that level of separation would require entirely separate premises. If you have a severe allergy, we recommend speaking to us before ordering so we can advise you personally.