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Adult Wicked Willy Cake

The rudest cake on the internet. It is absolute filth and we hate to love it (but we secretly do)! Two chocolate sponge layers, and chocolate buttercream, with a VERY rude white Belgian chocolate drip spilling from umm…well, y’know.

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If you are squeamish at all...LOOK AWAY NOW! Still looking?! Hehe, we like you, you dirty devil you! This cake is SUPER rude. Well actually, it tastes freakin' amazing...BUT oh my oh my...it is soooooo naughty in every sense imaginable. Two chocolate sponge layers and a smooth-as-silk chocolate Swiss meringue buttercream frosting and a Belgian white chocolate dripping glaze...oh and a white chocolate flavoured fondant covered brownie willy topper with chocolate pearls and curls galore. They do say the devil's in the detail, and we won't be going too much into that in the description here because a picture does speak a thousand words! Or in this case...no words because we are speechless.

Ideal for birthdays for dirty devils or hen and stag dos. Pick the perfect cake size (sorry folks, willies are standard sized! Please DO NOT send us pictures to replicate!) and personalise it for your birthday party or event in London by adding a short message on a chocolate plaque.

Fancy some more cakey eye-candy? Here's our cake collection online to view all our bespoke birthday cakes or visit our blog to see our latest personalised cake creations.

Have a question? Call us on 0208 068 0413.

Our cakes are freshly baked to order.

Currently there is complimentary hand-delivery to most London postcodes!

We delivery between Tuesday and Saturday each week (no Sunday or Monday).

Delivery outside of Central London is based on distance from our bakery. To view the cost add the item to your basket and add your delivery details.

We need 2 days notice to prepare your cake – e.g to get a cake on Friday you will need to order by midnight on Wednesday.  

Cakes are delivered fresh from our bakery during normal working hours. Timed deliveries can be arranged at cost by emailing us. We do aim to delivery your cake as early as possible. 

If you cannot accept delivery please make alternative arrangements, e.g. leave with neighbour. 

While all our cakes are baked with wheat flour and include gluten, we are able to bake gluten-free Vanilla sponge and add toppings which are free from gluten-including ingredients such as macaroons, popcorn, fudge, upon request. All our cakes contain egg, dairy and traces of soya, and are baked in premises where we handle nuts, gluten, peanuts and food colourings.