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Adult Wicked Willy Cake

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The rudest cake on the internet. It’s absolute filth and we hate to love it (but we secretly do)! Two chocolate sponge layers, and chocolate buttercream, with a VERY rude white Belgian chocolate drip spilling from umm…well, y’know. Order online for London delivery.

If you are squeamish at all...LOOK AWAY NOW! Still looking?! Hehe, we like you, you dirty devil you! This cake is SUPER rude but it tastes freakin' amazing. BUT oh my oh my...it is soooooo naughty in every sense imaginable.


A white chocolate fondant covered brownie willy topper with chocolate pearls and curls galore. They do say the devil's in the detail, but we won't be going into too much detail here. As they say a picture does speak a thousand words! Or in this case...no words because we are speechless.

Cake Sponges

Two naughty chocolate sponge layers.

Frosting & Glaze

Smooth-as-silk chocolate Swiss meringue buttercream frosting and a Belgian white chocolate dripping glaze.

How to Order

Ideal for birthdays for dirty devils or hen and stag do’s.

  1. Pick your preferred cake size (sorry folks, willies are standard sized. Please DO NOT send us pictures to replicate!)
  2. Personalise it for your birthday party or celebration in London by adding a short message on a chocolate plaque.
  3. Add to cart and then select your delivery date. That's it.

Have a question? Call us on 0208 068 0413.

Fancy some more cakey eye-candy? Here's our online cake collection to view all our bespoke birthday cakes or why not visit our blog to see our latest personalised cake creations.

Free London Delivery (except for a few postcodes)

We delivery everyday except for Sunday.

Delivery outside of Central London is based on distance from our bakery. To view the cost add the item to your basket and add your delivery details.

Our cakes are freshly baked to order.

Cakes are delivered fresh from our bakery during normal working hours. Timed deliveries can be arranged at cost by emailing us. We do aim to delivery your cake as early as possible. 

If you cannot accept delivery please make alternative arrangements, e.g. leave with neighbour. 

While all our cakes are baked with wheat flour and include gluten, we are able to bake gluten-free Vanilla sponge and add toppings which are free from gluten-including ingredients such as macaroons, popcorn, fudge, upon request. All our cakes contain egg, dairy and traces of soya, and are baked in premises where we handle nuts, gluten, peanuts and food colourings.