Meta Red Velvet Cake

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From £180 · Serves 8–22 · Cocoa-rich sponge with real cream cheese frosting. Built for celebrations that refuse to be subtle. London’s most talked-about red velvet cake.

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A Red Velvet Cake Worthy of the Name

This isn’t a sponge dyed red. It’s cocoa-led, slightly tangy and precisely balanced — the traditional Southern-style red velvet cake profile, elevated through classical pastry discipline.

The frosting is Swiss-meringue cream cheese — a refined version of classic cream cheese frosting, aerated until satin-smooth and sweetened just enough to lift without overpowering.

Then We Went Too Far — On Purpose

Because restraint is admirable, but excess is unforgettable. So this cake is crowned with a miniature red velvet cake, balanced on a cupcake, topped with its own slice, flanked by another cupcake. It’s architecture. It’s theatre. It’s red velvet in surround sound.

Crafted for Moisture, Structure & Spectacle

Baked in small batches. Layered while still warm to lock in softness. Cooled slowly for clean slicing.

Every swirl of buttercream is piped by hand — not for decoration’s sake, but for precision and symmetry beneath the chaos.

Delivered Like It Matters

Your cake doesn’t travel on the back seat of a random courier. It rides in temperature-controlled transport, upright and secured like precious cargo.

Whether it’s heading to a townhouse in Chelsea or a farmhouse in Surrey, it arrives pristine — not shrugged off at the doorstep.

Ready to Make It Yours?

Pick your size. Add a message. Prepare for silence, light the complimentary sparkler and wait for the applause.

Order Your Red Velvet Cake

Sponges: Flour (wheat, gluten), sugar, egg, milk, buttermilk (milk), yoghurt (milk), sunflower oil, baking powder, cocoa, vanilla extract, salt, colour RED [Glycerol, Propylene, Glycol, Water, E551, Food Colour: E129, E124]

Buttercream: Sugar, egg white, butter (milk), vanilla extract, salt.

Although not necessarily present in this particular product, the colours used across our range of products may include the colours E102*, E104, E110, E122 & E129 - which may have an adverse effect on activity and attention in some children. All products are produced on premises handling eggs, gluten, nuts, peanuts, milk, sesame and soya hence may contain traces. Please note cakes may contain cocktail sticks and dowelling for support. Each cake is hand-made individually and carefully and while will look similar to the images, may not be identical.

Allergens: 🌾 Wheat (gluten), 🥚 Eggs, 🥛 Milk (dairy), 🌱 Soya, 🥜 Nuts and Peanuts. All our cakes are handmade in a kitchen that handles these allergens every day.

For this reason, we cannot in good faith label any cake as truly “free-from” or vegan — achieving that level of separation would require entirely separate premises. If you have a severe allergy, we recommend speaking to us before ordering so we can advise you personally.

Portion Guide

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Cake Care

Cake Care

Shelf life: All cakes are baked fresh to order. Most keep five days from delivery. Certain elements, such as doughnuts, are best within one to two days.

Storage: Wrap the box in cling film for freshness. Refrigerate if not serving the same day. See our cake storage and shelf life guide.

Serving: Bring the cake to room temperature before serving. Allow about three hours out of the fridge. This ensures a softer texture and fuller flavour.

Shelf life: All cakes are baked fresh to order. Most keep five days from delivery. Certain elements, such as doughnuts, are best within one to two days.

Storage: Wrap the box in cling film for freshness. Refrigerate if not serving the same day. See our cake storage and shelf life guide.

Serving: Bring the cake to room temperature before serving. Allow about three hours out of the fridge. This ensures a softer texture and fuller flavour.

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From £180 · Serves 8–22 · Cocoa-rich sponge with real cream cheese frosting. Built for celebrations that refuse to be subtle. London’s most talked-about red velvet cake.

Select Size & Personalise →

A Red Velvet Cake Worthy of the Name

This isn’t a sponge dyed red. It’s cocoa-led, slightly tangy and precisely balanced — the traditional Southern-style red velvet cake profile, elevated through classical pastry discipline.

The frosting is Swiss-meringue cream cheese — a refined version of classic cream cheese frosting, aerated until satin-smooth and sweetened just enough to lift without overpowering.

Then We Went Too Far — On Purpose

Because restraint is admirable, but excess is unforgettable. So this cake is crowned with a miniature red velvet cake, balanced on a cupcake, topped with its own slice, flanked by another cupcake. It’s architecture. It’s theatre. It’s red velvet in surround sound.

Crafted for Moisture, Structure & Spectacle

Baked in small batches. Layered while still warm to lock in softness. Cooled slowly for clean slicing.

Every swirl of buttercream is piped by hand — not for decoration’s sake, but for precision and symmetry beneath the chaos.

Delivered Like It Matters

Your cake doesn’t travel on the back seat of a random courier. It rides in temperature-controlled transport, upright and secured like precious cargo.

Whether it’s heading to a townhouse in Chelsea or a farmhouse in Surrey, it arrives pristine — not shrugged off at the doorstep.

Ready to Make It Yours?

Pick your size. Add a message. Prepare for silence, light the complimentary sparkler and wait for the applause.

Order Your Red Velvet Cake

Ingredients

Sponges: Flour (wheat, gluten), sugar, egg, milk, buttermilk (milk), yoghurt (milk), sunflower oil, baking powder, cocoa, vanilla extract, salt, colour RED [Glycerol, Propylene, Glycol, Water, E551, Food Colour: E129, E124]

Buttercream: Sugar, egg white, butter (milk), vanilla extract, salt.

Although not necessarily present in this particular product, the colours used across our range of products may include the colours E102*, E104, E110, E122 & E129 - which may have an adverse effect on activity and attention in some children. All products are produced on premises handling eggs, gluten, nuts, peanuts, milk, sesame and soya hence may contain traces. Please note cakes may contain cocktail sticks and dowelling for support. Each cake is hand-made individually and carefully and while will look similar to the images, may not be identical.

Dietary & Allergen

Allergens: 🌾 Wheat (gluten), 🥚 Eggs, 🥛 Milk (dairy), 🌱 Soya, 🥜 Nuts and Peanuts. All our cakes are handmade in a kitchen that handles these allergens every day.

For this reason, we cannot in good faith label any cake as truly “free-from” or vegan — achieving that level of separation would require entirely separate premises. If you have a severe allergy, we recommend speaking to us before ordering so we can advise you personally.