Funny Thirtieth Birthday Cake delivered London Surrey
Funny Thirtieth Birthday Cake delivery London Surrey

So Happy I'm Thirty Birthday Cake

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The cheekiest, borderline-rude, birthday cake to celebrate turning 30.

Two layers of fluffy vanilla sponge, Swiss meringue buttercream, and cute piped buttercream borders with sprinkles and a cheeky piped message saying:

So

Happy

I'm

Thirty

Customise this cake with your choice of cake sponge flavour.

£100.00 - £300.00

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Decorations: Decorated with piped Swiss meringue buttercream borders and colourful rainbow sprinkles with a hand-piped buttercream message on top - So Happy I'm Thirty.

Sponges: Two fluffy layers of freshly baked vanilla sponges.

Frosting : Frosted with Swiss meringue buttercream.

 

Raise eyebrows. Have a proper giggle. And then dig right in.

This cheeky cake isn't just a cake because it does so much more. Laughs are hard to come by these days as everyone takes offense to absolutely everything. But this cake leads with offense in the cheekiest, cleverest way. Turning thirty? Bet you're thinking, "So Happy I'm Thirty!"

What makes this cake truly special is the sense of humour baked in. Choose your favourite sponge flavour and be prepared to ring in your newest tastiest decade.

This cake is perfect for sassy thirty year olds or gifting a laugh to someone who is perhaps approaching their thirtieth with trepidation. Everyone needs a bit of fluffy lightening up!

Vanilla - Flour (wheat, gluten), sugar, egg, milk, buttermilk (milk), yoghurt (milk), sunflower oil, baking powder, vanilla extract, salt.

Chocolate - Flour (wheat gluten), sugar, egg, milk, cocoa, sunflower oil, sodium bicarbonate (raising agent: E500), instant coffee granules, vanilla extract.

Lemon - Flour (wheat, gluten), sugar, egg, milk, buttermilk (milk), yoghurt (milk), sunflower oil, baking powder, lemon zest, lemon juice, natural lemon flavouring with other natural flavourings, vanilla extract, salt.

Red Velvet - Wheat flour (gluten), eggs, milk, buttermilk (milk), sugar, baking powder, vanilla extract, cocoa powder, colouring Red [Vegetable Glycerine E422, Mono Propylene Glycol E1520, Water, Ponceau 4R E124, Allura Red E129].

Cookies & Cream - Wheat flour (gluten), eggs, milk, buttermilk (milk), sugar, baking powder, vanilla extract, Oreo [Wheat Flour, Sugar, Palm Oil, Rapeseed Oil, Fat-Reduced Cocoa Powder 4.5%, Wheat Starch, Glucose-Fructose Syrup, Raising Agents (Potassium Carbonates, Ammonium Carbonates, Sodium Carbonates), Salt, Emulsifiers (Soya Lecithin, Sunflower Lecithin), Flavouring].

Pistachio - Wheat flour (gluten), eggs, milk, buttermilk (milk), sugar, baking powder, vanilla extract, Pistachios (nuts).

Buttercream: Sugar, egg white, butter (milk), vanilla extract, salt, colouring Pink (Glycerol, Propylene, Glycol, E551, Food Colour: E104, E155, E129), colouring Yellow (glycerol E422, propylene glycol E551, colours E104 & E110), colouring Green (Glycerol, Propylene, Glycol, E551, Food Colour: E104, E133), colouring Blue (glycerol E422, propylene glycol E1520, silicon dioxide E551, water, colours E133 & E122), colouring Purple (Glycerol, Propylene, Glycol, E551, Food Colour: E122, E133), colouring Black [Vegetable Glycerine E422, Mono propylene glycol E1520, Water, Silica E551, Food colour - E124 E133 E104].

*Although not necessarily present in this particular product, the colours used across our range of products may include the colours E102*, E104, E110, E122 & E129 - which may have an adverse effect on activity and attention in some children. All products are produced on premises handling eggs, gluten, nuts, peanuts, milk, sesame and soya hence may contain traces. Please note cakes may contain cocktail sticks and dowelling for support.

Each cake is hand-made individually and carefully and while will look similar to the images, may not be identical.

 

Allergens: 🌾 Wheat (gluten), 🥚 Eggs, 🥛 Milk (dairy), 🌱 Soya, 🥜 Nuts and Peanuts. All our cakes are handmade in a kitchen that handles these allergens every day.

For this reason, we cannot in good faith label any cake as truly “free-from” or vegan — achieving that level of separation would require entirely separate premises. If you have a severe allergy, we recommend speaking to us before ordering so we can advise you personally.

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Cake Care

Shelf life: All cakes are baked fresh to order. Most keep five days from delivery. Certain elements, such as doughnuts, are best within one to two days.

Storage: Wrap the box in cling film for freshness. Refrigerate if not serving the same day. See our cake storage and shelf life guide.

Serving: Bring the cake to room temperature before serving. Allow about three hours out of the fridge. This ensures a softer texture and fuller flavour.

Shelf life: All cakes are baked fresh to order. Most keep five days from delivery. Certain elements, such as doughnuts, are best within one to two days.

Storage: Wrap the box in cling film for freshness. Refrigerate if not serving the same day. See our cake storage and shelf life guide.

Serving: Bring the cake to room temperature before serving. Allow about three hours out of the fridge. This ensures a softer texture and fuller flavour.

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We deliver fresh cakes across London and Surrey in our own temperature-controlled vans.

We deliver on Tuesdays, Thursdays, Fridays and Saturdays between 8 am – 5 pm. Order by 4 pm the day before for next-day delivery. You’ll get live tracking on the morning of delivery.

Yes — we offer complimentary delivery to all London and Surrey addresses.

Most cakes stay fresh for 5 days from delivery. Wrap the box in cling film and store in the fridge if not serving the same day. Bring to room temperature for 3 hours before serving.

We offer a Better-Than-Risk-Free Guarantee — if you don’t love your cake, hand it back to our driver for a full refund.

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The cheekiest, borderline-rude, birthday cake to celebrate turning 30.

Two layers of fluffy vanilla sponge, Swiss meringue buttercream, and cute piped buttercream borders with sprinkles and a cheeky piped message saying:

So

Happy

I'm

Thirty

Customise this cake with your choice of cake sponge flavour.

Decorations: Decorated with piped Swiss meringue buttercream borders and colourful rainbow sprinkles with a hand-piped buttercream message on top - So Happy I'm Thirty.

Sponges: Two fluffy layers of freshly baked vanilla sponges.

Frosting : Frosted with Swiss meringue buttercream.

 

From the Chef

Raise eyebrows. Have a proper giggle. And then dig right in.

This cheeky cake isn't just a cake because it does so much more. Laughs are hard to come by these days as everyone takes offense to absolutely everything. But this cake leads with offense in the cheekiest, cleverest way. Turning thirty? Bet you're thinking, "So Happy I'm Thirty!"

What makes this cake truly special is the sense of humour baked in. Choose your favourite sponge flavour and be prepared to ring in your newest tastiest decade.

This cake is perfect for sassy thirty year olds or gifting a laugh to someone who is perhaps approaching their thirtieth with trepidation. Everyone needs a bit of fluffy lightening up!

Ingredients

Vanilla - Flour (wheat, gluten), sugar, egg, milk, buttermilk (milk), yoghurt (milk), sunflower oil, baking powder, vanilla extract, salt.

Chocolate - Flour (wheat gluten), sugar, egg, milk, cocoa, sunflower oil, sodium bicarbonate (raising agent: E500), instant coffee granules, vanilla extract.

Lemon - Flour (wheat, gluten), sugar, egg, milk, buttermilk (milk), yoghurt (milk), sunflower oil, baking powder, lemon zest, lemon juice, natural lemon flavouring with other natural flavourings, vanilla extract, salt.

Red Velvet - Wheat flour (gluten), eggs, milk, buttermilk (milk), sugar, baking powder, vanilla extract, cocoa powder, colouring Red [Vegetable Glycerine E422, Mono Propylene Glycol E1520, Water, Ponceau 4R E124, Allura Red E129].

Cookies & Cream - Wheat flour (gluten), eggs, milk, buttermilk (milk), sugar, baking powder, vanilla extract, Oreo [Wheat Flour, Sugar, Palm Oil, Rapeseed Oil, Fat-Reduced Cocoa Powder 4.5%, Wheat Starch, Glucose-Fructose Syrup, Raising Agents (Potassium Carbonates, Ammonium Carbonates, Sodium Carbonates), Salt, Emulsifiers (Soya Lecithin, Sunflower Lecithin), Flavouring].

Pistachio - Wheat flour (gluten), eggs, milk, buttermilk (milk), sugar, baking powder, vanilla extract, Pistachios (nuts).

Buttercream: Sugar, egg white, butter (milk), vanilla extract, salt, colouring Pink (Glycerol, Propylene, Glycol, E551, Food Colour: E104, E155, E129), colouring Yellow (glycerol E422, propylene glycol E551, colours E104 & E110), colouring Green (Glycerol, Propylene, Glycol, E551, Food Colour: E104, E133), colouring Blue (glycerol E422, propylene glycol E1520, silicon dioxide E551, water, colours E133 & E122), colouring Purple (Glycerol, Propylene, Glycol, E551, Food Colour: E122, E133), colouring Black [Vegetable Glycerine E422, Mono propylene glycol E1520, Water, Silica E551, Food colour - E124 E133 E104].

*Although not necessarily present in this particular product, the colours used across our range of products may include the colours E102*, E104, E110, E122 & E129 - which may have an adverse effect on activity and attention in some children. All products are produced on premises handling eggs, gluten, nuts, peanuts, milk, sesame and soya hence may contain traces. Please note cakes may contain cocktail sticks and dowelling for support.

Each cake is hand-made individually and carefully and while will look similar to the images, may not be identical.

 

Dietary & Allergen

Allergens: 🌾 Wheat (gluten), 🥚 Eggs, 🥛 Milk (dairy), 🌱 Soya, 🥜 Nuts and Peanuts. All our cakes are handmade in a kitchen that handles these allergens every day.

For this reason, we cannot in good faith label any cake as truly “free-from” or vegan — achieving that level of separation would require entirely separate premises. If you have a severe allergy, we recommend speaking to us before ordering so we can advise you personally.