Poo Cake London Surrey Berkshire
Poo Cake Near Me
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Poo Cake London Surrey Berkshire
Poo Cake Near Me
Poo Cake to Buy

Poo Cake

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Our favourite emoji - the poop emoji, or pile of poo emoji, as a delicious chocolate cake. Been a bad friend, partner or sibling? Need to find the perfect way to apologise? You've just found it. Say sorry with cake. Not just any cake either. A poop cake from London's best bakery, to tell them how sorry you are for being a poo-poo-head. Or perhaps you know someone who LOVES the emoji - this is their perfect birthday cake!

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£85.00 - £943.00

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We’re so confident in our cakes that we offer a Better-Than-Risk-Free Guarantee: if it doesn’t delight you, hand it back to the driver for a full refund — no questions asked.

Decorations: Decorated with a flawlessly piped plop of chocolate Swiss meringue buttercream with eyes and a cheeky smile in the style of the poo emoji.

Cakes Sponges: Two layers of chocolate sponge sandwiched with a delightful buttercream.

Frosting: Frosted with our signature vanilla Swiss meringue buttercream. 

Chocolate Sponge: Flour (wheat, gluten), sugar, egg, milk, cocoa, sunflower oil, sodium bicarbonate (raising agent: E500), instant coffee granules, vanilla extract.

Buttercream: Sugar, egg white, butter (milk), vanilla extract, salt, cocoa powder

Fondant: Sugar, Glucose Syrup, Palm Oil, Water, Humectant (Glycerine), Emulsifier (Mono- and Di-Glycerides of Fatty Acids), Stabiliser (Xanthan Gum, Cellulose), Preservative (Potassium Sorbate), Flavouring], colouring Black (glycerol E422, propylene glycol E1520, silicon dioxide E551, water, colours E124, E133 & E104) .

*Although not necessarily present in this particular product, the colours used across our range of products may include the colours E102*, E104, E110, E122 & E129 - which may have an adverse effect on activity and attention in some children. All products are produced on premises handling eggs, gluten, nuts, peanuts, milk, sesame and soya hence may contain traces. Please note cakes may contain cocktail sticks and dowelling for support.

Each cake is hand-made individually and carefully and while will look similar to the images, may not be identical. 

Allergens: 🌾 Wheat (gluten), 🥚 Eggs, 🥛 Milk (dairy), 🌱 Soya, 🥜 Nuts and Peanuts. All our cakes are handmade in a kitchen that handles these allergens every day.

For this reason, we cannot in good faith label any cake as truly “free-from” or vegan — achieving that level of separation would require entirely separate premises. If you have a severe allergy, we recommend speaking to us before ordering so we can advise you personally.

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Cake Care

Shelf life: All cakes are baked fresh to order. Most keep five days from delivery. Certain elements, such as doughnuts, are best within one to two days.

Storage: Wrap the box in cling film for freshness. Refrigerate if not serving the same day. See our cake storage and shelf life guide.

Serving: Bring the cake to room temperature before serving. Allow about three hours out of the fridge. This ensures a softer texture and fuller flavour.

Shelf life: All cakes are baked fresh to order. Most keep five days from delivery. Certain elements, such as doughnuts, are best within one to two days.

Storage: Wrap the box in cling film for freshness. Refrigerate if not serving the same day. See our cake storage and shelf life guide.

Serving: Bring the cake to room temperature before serving. Allow about three hours out of the fridge. This ensures a softer texture and fuller flavour.

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FAQs

We deliver fresh cakes across London and Surrey in our own temperature-controlled vans.

We deliver on Tuesdays, Thursdays, Fridays and Saturdays between 8 am – 5 pm. Order by 4 pm the day before for next-day delivery. You’ll get live tracking on the morning of delivery.

Yes — we offer complimentary delivery to all London and Surrey addresses.

Most cakes stay fresh for 5 days from delivery. Wrap the box in cling film and store in the fridge if not serving the same day. Bring to room temperature for 3 hours before serving.

We offer a Better-Than-Risk-Free Guarantee — if you don’t love your cake, hand it back to our driver for a full refund.

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Our favourite emoji - the poop emoji, or pile of poo emoji, as a delicious chocolate cake. Been a bad friend, partner or sibling? Need to find the perfect way to apologise? You've just found it. Say sorry with cake. Not just any cake either. A poop cake from London's best bakery, to tell them how sorry you are for being a poo-poo-head. Or perhaps you know someone who LOVES the emoji - this is their perfect birthday cake!

Egg Allergen Egg
Milk Allergen Milk
Gluten Cereals Allergen Gluten Cereals

Decorations: Decorated with a flawlessly piped plop of chocolate Swiss meringue buttercream with eyes and a cheeky smile in the style of the poo emoji.

Cakes Sponges: Two layers of chocolate sponge sandwiched with a delightful buttercream.

Frosting: Frosted with our signature vanilla Swiss meringue buttercream. 

Ingredients

Chocolate Sponge: Flour (wheat, gluten), sugar, egg, milk, cocoa, sunflower oil, sodium bicarbonate (raising agent: E500), instant coffee granules, vanilla extract.

Buttercream: Sugar, egg white, butter (milk), vanilla extract, salt, cocoa powder

Fondant: Sugar, Glucose Syrup, Palm Oil, Water, Humectant (Glycerine), Emulsifier (Mono- and Di-Glycerides of Fatty Acids), Stabiliser (Xanthan Gum, Cellulose), Preservative (Potassium Sorbate), Flavouring], colouring Black (glycerol E422, propylene glycol E1520, silicon dioxide E551, water, colours E124, E133 & E104) .

*Although not necessarily present in this particular product, the colours used across our range of products may include the colours E102*, E104, E110, E122 & E129 - which may have an adverse effect on activity and attention in some children. All products are produced on premises handling eggs, gluten, nuts, peanuts, milk, sesame and soya hence may contain traces. Please note cakes may contain cocktail sticks and dowelling for support.

Each cake is hand-made individually and carefully and while will look similar to the images, may not be identical. 

Dietary & Allergen

Allergens: 🌾 Wheat (gluten), 🥚 Eggs, 🥛 Milk (dairy), 🌱 Soya, 🥜 Nuts and Peanuts. All our cakes are handmade in a kitchen that handles these allergens every day.

For this reason, we cannot in good faith label any cake as truly “free-from” or vegan — achieving that level of separation would require entirely separate premises. If you have a severe allergy, we recommend speaking to us before ordering so we can advise you personally.