Eighteen is when you're officially an adult — which is precisely why someone responsible should be in charge of the cake. Every one of our 18th birthday cakes is baked fresh to order using organic British eggs, organic butter and real chocolate, with no preservatives, no weird additives and no corner-cutting. Proper cake, the way it should be.
We hand-deliver (free-of-charge) across London and Surrey in our own vehicles (no wobbly courier vans treating it like a flat-pack). Need a cake tomorrow? Message us on WhatsApp for next-day availability — we’ve performed more last-minute rescues than we care to admit.
Choose from bold drip cakes, elegant buttercream layers or full-blown “I’m an adult now, but also still a little bit chaotic” creations. Most designs can be customised with your own message or colour tweaks — just click through to see your options.
Your job now? Filter by flavour, style, recipient and colour , scroll like your future depends on it, and pick the cake that says “Welcome to adulthood — good luck”.
They're not factory sponges in disguise. Every cake is made exactly the way your nan would approve of — with organic ingredients and unapologetically generous amounts of buttercream.
No frozen bases. No syrups pretending to be flavour.
If you’re going to embarrass someone in public while singing Happy Birthday, at least let the cake be worth it.
We offer complimentary delivery across London and Surrey only — further afield by request (translation: ask nicely and we’ll see what we can do).
If you need it tomorrow, WhatsApp us. Please also include your stress level on a scale of 1 to “I’m holding a balloon arch in my teeth”.
Almost definitely.
You can add a name, number, chaotic inside joke or stern life advice like “Pay Rent Now”.
Some cakes allow flavour or colour tweaks too — you’ll see personalisation options clearly listed once you click through. Get in touch to discuss any custom changes.
If you want something even more specific, just ask. We’ve seen things.
Now back to fun things. Scroll up, pick your favourite and let us bring the drama.
You only turn eighteen once — unless your ID says otherwise.
