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£85.00 - £943.00

Our favourite emoji - the poop emoji, or pile of poo emoji, as a delicious chocolate cake. Been a bad friend, partner or sibling? Need to find the perfect way to apologise? You've just found it. Say sorry with cake. Not just any cake either. A poop cake from London's best bakery, to tell them how sorry you are for being a poo-poo-head. Or perhaps you know someone who LOVES the emoji - this is their perfect birthday cake!

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Made to order · Hand-delivered · London & Surrey

Decorations: Decorated with a flawlessly piped plop of chocolate Swiss meringue buttercream with eyes and a cheeky smile in the style of the poo emoji.

Cakes Sponges: Two layers of chocolate sponge sandwiched with a delightful buttercream.

Frosting: Frosted with our signature vanilla Swiss meringue buttercream. 

Chocolate Sponge: Flour (wheat, gluten), sugar, egg, milk, cocoa, sunflower oil, sodium bicarbonate (raising agent: E500), instant coffee granules, vanilla extract.

Buttercream: Sugar, egg white, butter (milk), vanilla extract, salt, cocoa powder

Fondant: Sugar, Glucose Syrup, Palm Oil, Water, Humectant (Glycerine), Emulsifier (Mono- and Di-Glycerides of Fatty Acids), Stabiliser (Xanthan Gum, Cellulose), Preservative (Potassium Sorbate), Flavouring], colouring Black (glycerol E422, propylene glycol E1520, silicon dioxide E551, water, colours E124, E133 & E104) .

*Although not necessarily present in this particular product, the colours used across our range of products may include the colours E102*, E104, E110, E122 & E129 - which may have an adverse effect on activity and attention in some children. All products are produced on premises handling eggs, gluten, nuts, peanuts, milk, sesame and soya hence may contain traces. Please note cakes may contain cocktail sticks and dowelling for support.

Each cake is hand-made individually and carefully and while will look similar to the images, may not be identical. 

Allergens: 🌾 Wheat (gluten), 🥚 Eggs, 🥛 Milk (dairy), 🌱 Soya, 🥜 Nuts and Peanuts. All our cakes are handmade in a kitchen that handles these allergens every day.

For this reason, we cannot in good faith label any cake as truly “free-from” or vegan — achieving that level of separation would require entirely separate premises. If you have a severe allergy, we recommend speaking to us before ordering so we can advise you personally.

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London & Surrey

Delivery & Service

Every cake is baked to order in our London kitchen, then hand-delivered by our own team. Complimentary delivery is included across London & Surrey, with live tracking and careful temperature-controlled handling from bakery to doorstep.

Delivery days
Tuesday, Thursday, Friday & Saturday · 8am–5pm
Tracking
Precise time window sent on the morning of delivery
Concierge support
Contact our concierge on WhatsApp for next-day or urgent availability

Cake Care

Serving & Storage

Your cake is baked fresh for your chosen date and keeps beautifully for up to five days from delivery. Store it carefully, serve it at room temperature, and the sponge and buttercream will be at their best.

Shelf life
Best enjoyed within five days of delivery.
Storage
Keep boxed in a cool room, or refrigerate if not serving the same day.
Serving
Bring to room temperature for around three hours before serving.

Read our cake storage guide

FAQs

We deliver across London and Surrey using our own in-house drivers, so your cake is handled carefully from our kitchen to your door.

Deliveries run between 8am and 5pm. On the morning of delivery, you’ll receive a more precise time window with tracking where available.

Yes. Delivery is included across London and Surrey, with no third-party courier handling.

Your cake is baked fresh for your chosen date and keeps beautifully for up to five days from delivery when stored correctly.

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Our favourite emoji - the poop emoji, or pile of poo emoji, as a delicious chocolate cake. Been a bad friend, partner or sibling? Need to find the perfect way to apologise? You've just found it. Say sorry with cake. Not just any cake either. A poop cake from London's best bakery, to tell them how sorry you are for being a poo-poo-head. Or perhaps you know someone who LOVES the emoji - this is their perfect birthday cake!

Egg Allergen Egg
Milk Allergen Milk
Gluten Cereals Allergen Gluten Cereals

Decorations: Decorated with a flawlessly piped plop of chocolate Swiss meringue buttercream with eyes and a cheeky smile in the style of the poo emoji.

Cakes Sponges: Two layers of chocolate sponge sandwiched with a delightful buttercream.

Frosting: Frosted with our signature vanilla Swiss meringue buttercream. 

Ingredients

Chocolate Sponge: Flour (wheat, gluten), sugar, egg, milk, cocoa, sunflower oil, sodium bicarbonate (raising agent: E500), instant coffee granules, vanilla extract.

Buttercream: Sugar, egg white, butter (milk), vanilla extract, salt, cocoa powder

Fondant: Sugar, Glucose Syrup, Palm Oil, Water, Humectant (Glycerine), Emulsifier (Mono- and Di-Glycerides of Fatty Acids), Stabiliser (Xanthan Gum, Cellulose), Preservative (Potassium Sorbate), Flavouring], colouring Black (glycerol E422, propylene glycol E1520, silicon dioxide E551, water, colours E124, E133 & E104) .

*Although not necessarily present in this particular product, the colours used across our range of products may include the colours E102*, E104, E110, E122 & E129 - which may have an adverse effect on activity and attention in some children. All products are produced on premises handling eggs, gluten, nuts, peanuts, milk, sesame and soya hence may contain traces. Please note cakes may contain cocktail sticks and dowelling for support.

Each cake is hand-made individually and carefully and while will look similar to the images, may not be identical. 

Dietary & Allergen

Allergens: 🌾 Wheat (gluten), 🥚 Eggs, 🥛 Milk (dairy), 🌱 Soya, 🥜 Nuts and Peanuts. All our cakes are handmade in a kitchen that handles these allergens every day.

For this reason, we cannot in good faith label any cake as truly “free-from” or vegan — achieving that level of separation would require entirely separate premises. If you have a severe allergy, we recommend speaking to us before ordering so we can advise you personally.