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In honour of one of our favourite OG Instagram comedians, @deliciouslystella, we created this VERY devilishly delicious cake. She gave us our daily dose of giggles poking fun at kale, quinoa et all and awesome advice on how to cut carbs ("with a bread knife of course!").
Crowned with Kinder Buenos, chocolate fingers, rolos, maltesers, oreo cookies, cookies & cream chocolate shards and oreo crumble.
Twp freshly baked vanilla flavoured sponge layers per tier.
Frosted and filled with cookies & cream chocolate Swiss meringue buttercream and then draped in Belgian chocolate glaze.
This cake isn't just full of chocolatey goodness - it's also got natural healing properties! It can mend a broken heart, helping you to forget that awful ex with every mouthful. You can also get rid of any bad blood between friends when you share it with them. Now isn't that just so wholesome.
Order your personalised naughty cakey creation online. Add a special message that will be hand drawn onto a big slab of chocolate and added to your cake. Delivered within London for free!
Best before: 5 days from delivery
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Vanilla Sponge: Flour (wheat, gluten), sugar, egg, milk, buttermilk (milk), yoghurt (milk), sunflower oil, baking powder, vanilla extract, salt.
Buttercream: Sugar, Egg White, Butter (milk), Cocoa, Oreos [Wheat Flour, Sugar, Vegetable Oil (Palm), Fat Reduced Cocoa Powder 4.6 %, WheatStarch, Glucose-Fructose Syrup, Salt, Raising Agents (Potassium Hydrogen Carbonate, Sodium Hydrogen Carbonate, Ammonium Hydrogen Carbonate), Emulsifiers (Soya Lecithin, Sunflower Lecithin), Flavouring (Vanillin)], Vanilla Extract, Salt.
Chocolate drip: dark chocolate [(Min cocoa 54.5%) Sugar, cocoa butter, cocoa mass, emulsifier; soya lecithin, natural vanilla], butter (milk).
White chocolate cookies & cream shards: white chocolate [(Min cocoa 28.1/ Min milk solids 23%). Sugar. Cocoa butter. Whole milk powder. Cocoa mass. Emulsifier; Soya lecithin. Natural vanilla], Oreos [Vegetable Fats (Palm, Palm Kernel), Flavour (Vanillin), Wheat Starch, Glucose-Fructose Syrup, Fat Cocoa Powder 4.7%, Leavening Agents (Potassium Carbonates, Ammonium Carbonates, Sodium Carbonates), wheat flour, Salt, Emulsifiers (soya lecithin, Sunflower Lecithin), Sugar].
Kinder Bueno:Milk Chocolate 31.5% (Sugar, Cocoa Butter, Cocoa Mass, Skimmed Milk Powder, Concentrated Butter, Emulsifier: Lecithins (Soya), Vanillin) , Sugar , Palm Oil , WheatFlour , Hazelnuts (10.5%) , Skimmed Milk Powder , Whole Milk Powder , Chocolate (Sugar, Cocoa Mass, Cocoa Butter, Emulsifier: Lecithins (Soya), Vanillin) , Fat-Reduced Cocoa , Emulsifier: Lecithins (Soya) , Raising Agents (Sodium Bicarbonate, Ammonium Bicarbonate) , Salt , Vanillin , Total Milk constituents: 19.5%.
Kitkat:Sugar , Wheat Flour (contains Calcium, Iron, Thiamin and Niacin) , Whole and Skimmed Milk Powder (13%) , Cocoa Mass (9%) , Cocoa Butter , Vegetable Fats (Palm, Palm Kernel, Shea/ Illipe/ Mango Kernel/ Kokum Gurgi/ Sal) , Lactose and Proteins from Whey (from Milk) , Whey Powder (from Milk) , Emulsifiers (Sunflower Lecithin, Soya Lecithin) , Yeast , Raising Agent (Sodium Bicarbonate) , Natural Vanilla Flavourings , Salt , Butterfat (from Milk) , Natural Flavourings), white chocolate shards (milk, soya, wheat).
Oreos: Wheat Flour, Sugar, Vegetable Oil (Palm), Fat Reduced Cocoa Powder 4.6 %, WheatStarch, Glucose-Fructose Syrup, Salt, Raising Agents (Potassium Hydrogen Carbonate, Sodium Hydrogen Carbonate, Ammonium Hydrogen Carbonate), Emulsifiers (Soya Lecithin, Sunflower Lecithin), Flavouring (Vanillin).
Maltesers:Sugar , Skimmed Milk Powder , Cocoa Butter , Glucose Syrup , Barley Malt Extract , Cocoa Mass , Palm Fat , Lactose and Protein from Whey (from Milk) , Whey Powder (from Milk) , Milk Fat , Emulsifiers (Soya Lecithin, E492) , Wheat Flour , Palm Kernel Fat , Palm Kernel Oil , Raising Agents (E341, E500, E501) , Wheat Gluten , Salt , Glazing Agent (Pectin) , Natural Vanilla Extract , Milk Chocolate contains Milk Solids 14% minimum , Milk Chocolate contains Vegetable Fats in addition to Cocoa Butter , Sugar, Cocoa, Vanilla).
Rolos: Glucose Syrup , Sugar , Whole and Skimmed Milk Powder , Invert Sugar Syrup , Vegetable Fat (Palm, Shea/ Illipe/ Mango Kernel/ Kokum Gurgi/ Sal) , Cocoa Mass , Cocoa Butter , Sweetened Condensed Skimmed Milk , Lactose and Proteins from Whey (from Milk) , Whey Powder (from Milk) , Butterfat (from Milk) , Emulsifier (Sunflower Lecithin) , Salt , Flavourings , Milk Chocolate contains Milk Solids 14% minimum and Vegetable Fat in addition to Cocoa Butter.
Chocolate Fingers: Milk, Wheat Flour (with Calcium, Iron, Niacin, Thiamin), Sugar, Vegetable Fats (Palm, Sal and Shea in varying proportions), Cocoa Butter, Cocoa Mass, Partially Inverted Sugar Syrup, Emulsifiers (E442, Soya Lecithin, E476), Salt, Raising Agents (Ammonium Hydrogen Carbonate, Sodium Hydrogen Carbonate), Flavourings.
*Although not necessarily present in this particular product, the colours used across our range of products may include the colours E102*, E104, E110, E122 & E129 - which may have an adverse effect on activity and attention in some children. All products are produced on premises handling eggs, gluten, nuts, peanuts, milk, sesame and soya hence may contain traces. Please note cakes may contain cocktail sticks and dowelling for support.
Each cake is hand-made individually and carefully and while will look similar to the images, may not be identical.
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We delivery everyday except for Sunday.
Delivery outside of Central London is based on distance from our bakery. To view the cost add the item to your basket and add your delivery details.
Our cakes are freshly baked to order.
Cakes are delivered fresh from our bakery during normal working hours. Timed deliveries can be arranged at cost by emailing us. We do aim to delivery your cake as early as possible.
If you cannot accept delivery please make alternative arrangements, e.g. leave with neighbour.
All our cakes are produced on premises handling wheat (gluten), eggs, milk, dairy, soya, nuts and peanuts.
We do not offer free-from or vegan options anymore.