Burn-away break up cake delivered London UK
Burn-away break up cake delivered London UK
Burn-Away Break-Up Cake

Burn-Away Break-Up Cake

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Breaking up? Getting divorced? Well, sorry to hear that but cake can help. And this cake in particular because you can literally burn your feelings and rise from the ashes like the fiery phoenix that you are. And eat the cake. Because cake makes us happy.

£100.00 - £300.00

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We’re so confident in our cakes that we offer a Better-Than-Risk-Free Guarantee: if it doesn’t delight you, hand it back to the driver for a full refund — no questions asked.

Two layers of fluffy freshly baked sponge in a flavour of your choice, filled and covered with vanilla Swiss meringue buttercream, and a burn-away top layer printed with any photo, to reveal a message underneath. Classic buttercream piping finishes the tidy and stylish look.

The burn-away cake is all the rage on TikTok and Instagram. Simply use a blow torch, lighter or matches to burn the centre of the top layer and watch the fun fire up.

How to order

  • LEAD TIME - one week. This cake is NOT available with any shorter notice. Please select a date no less than one week away on check-out. Once your order is placed, please email us your hi-res photo within one hour of placing the order in response to your confirmation email. Please note, any delays in sending across the information may result in delayed delivery of the cake.
  • Personalise it by entering any message in the Personalised Cake Message field which would get printed for the reveal layer of the cake. If a personalised message isn't provided the message "Burn in Hell D!ckhead" default message will be printed.
  • Select your preferred delivery date with a MINIMUM of one week's notice during checkout and you're all set.

Any questions? Get in touch. 

Breaking up or getting divorced? We're sorry to hear that, but here's something that's going to make you feel so much better—a cake with your ex's face on it that you can literally set on fire! This cake allows you to burn your feelings and rise from the ashes like the strong, fierce phoenix that you are. And yes, you get to eat the cake too, because cake makes everything better.

The entire break-up process is a LOT to bear, but there is light at the end of the tunnel (everyone who has been through one knows this and would tell you so). It's a lot of feelings to go through, which can be tough—no lies—but also weirdly cathartic. And this cake allows you to embrace your breakup and let go in a dramatic (but delicious) fashion. It's perfect for symbolically burning away old memories, starting fresh, and looking forward to a brighter, happier future.

What makes this cake truly special is the burn-away top layer that reveals a secret message underneath. You can burn a photo of your ex (or any chosen image) and unveil your own custom message. It's TikTok and Instagram's latest trend—drama and cake all in one!

This is the ideal cake for breakups, divorce parties, or any moment where you need to let out your emotions and then indulge in something sweet. It's also a great gag cake for friends going through a breakup. There's no better therapy than cake with friends.

Take the plunge, burn those bad vibes, and rise like a phoenix with this dramatic Burn-Away Break-Up Cake. It's more than a cake—it's your personal act of cake-fuelled empowerment!

Sponge:

Vanilla - Flour (wheat, gluten), sugar, egg , milk, buttermilk (milk), yoghurt (milk), sunflower oil, baking powder, vanilla extract, salt.

Chocolate - Flour (wheat gluten), sugar, egg, milk, cocoa, sunflower oil, sodium bicarbonate (raising agent: E500), instant coffee granules, vanilla extract.

Lemon - Flour (wheat , gluten), sugar, egg , milk , buttermilk (milk), yoghurt (milk), sunflower oil, baking powder, lemon zest, lemon juice, natural lemon flavouring with other natural flavourings, vanilla extract, salt.

Red Velvet - Wheat flour (gluten), eggs, milk, buttermilk (milk), sugar, baking powder, vanilla extract, cocoa powder, colouring Red [Vegetable Glycerine E422, Mono Propylene Glycol E1520, Water, Ponceau 4R E124, Allura Red E129].

Cookies & Cream -Wheat flour ( gluten ), eggs , milk , buttermilk ( milk ), sugar, baking powder, vanilla extract, Oreo [Wheat Flour, Sugar, Palm Oil, Rapeseed Oil, Fat-Reduced Cocoa Powder 4,5 %, Wheat Starch, Glucose-Fructose Syrup, Raising Agents (Potassium Carbonates, Ammonium Carbonates, Sodium Carbonates), Salt, Emulsifiers (Soya Lecithin, Sunflower Lecithin), Flavouring].

Pistachio - Wheat flour (gluten), eggs, milk, buttermilk (milk), sugar, baking powder, vanilla extract, Pistachios (nuts).

Buttercream: Sugar, egg white, butter (milk), vanilla extract, salt.

Icing sheet: Modified starches (E1422, E1412), maltodextrin, glycerol, sugar, water, thickeners (E460i, E414, E415), dextrose, food colour (E171), emulsifiers (E435, E471, E491), preservative (E202), acidity regulator: citric acid (E330), artificial flavour, edible ink Black (Water, Humectant: E1520, E422, Colour: E151, E110, E102), edible ink Yellow (Water, Humectant: E1520, E422, Colour: E102, Acidity Regulator: E330), edible ink Magenta (Water, Humectant: E1520, E422, Colour: E122, Acidity Regulator: E330), edible ink Cyan (Water, Humectant: E1520, E422, Colour: E133, Acidity Regulator: E330).

Wafer sheet: Potato Starch (86%), Water (11%), Olive Oil (3%) - Aroma : Vanilla - Sweetener : Sucralose(E955).

*Although not necessarily present in this particular product, the colours used across our range of products may include the colours E102*, E104, E110, E122 & E129 - which may have an adverse effect on activity and attention in some children. All products are produced on premises handling eggs, gluten, nuts, peanuts, milk, sesame and soya hence may contain traces. Please note cakes may contain cocktail sticks and dowelling for support.

Each cake is hand-made individually and carefully and while will look similar to the images, may not be identical.

 

Allergens: 🌾 Wheat (gluten), 🥚 Eggs, 🥛 Milk (dairy), 🌱 Soya, 🥜 Nuts and Peanuts. All our cakes are handmade in a kitchen that handles these allergens every day.

For this reason, we cannot in good faith label any cake as truly “free-from” or vegan — achieving that level of separation would require entirely separate premises. If you have a severe allergy, we recommend speaking to us before ordering so we can advise you personally.

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Cake Care

Shelf life: All cakes are baked fresh to order. Most keep five days from delivery. Certain elements, such as doughnuts, are best within one to two days.

Storage: Wrap the box in cling film for freshness. Refrigerate if not serving the same day. See our cake storage and shelf life guide.

Serving: Bring the cake to room temperature before serving. Allow about three hours out of the fridge. This ensures a softer texture and fuller flavour.

Shelf life: All cakes are baked fresh to order. Most keep five days from delivery. Certain elements, such as doughnuts, are best within one to two days.

Storage: Wrap the box in cling film for freshness. Refrigerate if not serving the same day. See our cake storage and shelf life guide.

Serving: Bring the cake to room temperature before serving. Allow about three hours out of the fridge. This ensures a softer texture and fuller flavour.

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FAQs

We deliver fresh cakes across London and Surrey in our own temperature-controlled vans.

We deliver on Tuesdays, Thursdays, Fridays and Saturdays between 8 am – 5 pm. Order by 4 pm the day before for next-day delivery. You’ll get live tracking on the morning of delivery.

Yes — we offer complimentary delivery to all London and Surrey addresses.

Most cakes stay fresh for 5 days from delivery. Wrap the box in cling film and store in the fridge if not serving the same day. Bring to room temperature for 3 hours before serving.

We offer a Better-Than-Risk-Free Guarantee — if you don’t love your cake, hand it back to our driver for a full refund.

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Breaking up? Getting divorced? Well, sorry to hear that but cake can help. And this cake in particular because you can literally burn your feelings and rise from the ashes like the fiery phoenix that you are. And eat the cake. Because cake makes us happy.

Two layers of fluffy freshly baked sponge in a flavour of your choice, filled and covered with vanilla Swiss meringue buttercream, and a burn-away top layer printed with any photo, to reveal a message underneath. Classic buttercream piping finishes the tidy and stylish look.

The burn-away cake is all the rage on TikTok and Instagram. Simply use a blow torch, lighter or matches to burn the centre of the top layer and watch the fun fire up.

How to order

  • LEAD TIME - one week. This cake is NOT available with any shorter notice. Please select a date no less than one week away on check-out. Once your order is placed, please email us your hi-res photo within one hour of placing the order in response to your confirmation email. Please note, any delays in sending across the information may result in delayed delivery of the cake.
  • Personalise it by entering any message in the Personalised Cake Message field which would get printed for the reveal layer of the cake. If a personalised message isn't provided the message "Burn in Hell D!ckhead" default message will be printed.
  • Select your preferred delivery date with a MINIMUM of one week's notice during checkout and you're all set.

Any questions? Get in touch. 

From the Chef

Breaking up or getting divorced? We're sorry to hear that, but here's something that's going to make you feel so much better—a cake with your ex's face on it that you can literally set on fire! This cake allows you to burn your feelings and rise from the ashes like the strong, fierce phoenix that you are. And yes, you get to eat the cake too, because cake makes everything better.

The entire break-up process is a LOT to bear, but there is light at the end of the tunnel (everyone who has been through one knows this and would tell you so). It's a lot of feelings to go through, which can be tough—no lies—but also weirdly cathartic. And this cake allows you to embrace your breakup and let go in a dramatic (but delicious) fashion. It's perfect for symbolically burning away old memories, starting fresh, and looking forward to a brighter, happier future.

What makes this cake truly special is the burn-away top layer that reveals a secret message underneath. You can burn a photo of your ex (or any chosen image) and unveil your own custom message. It's TikTok and Instagram's latest trend—drama and cake all in one!

This is the ideal cake for breakups, divorce parties, or any moment where you need to let out your emotions and then indulge in something sweet. It's also a great gag cake for friends going through a breakup. There's no better therapy than cake with friends.

Take the plunge, burn those bad vibes, and rise like a phoenix with this dramatic Burn-Away Break-Up Cake. It's more than a cake—it's your personal act of cake-fuelled empowerment!

Ingredients

Sponge:

Vanilla - Flour (wheat, gluten), sugar, egg , milk, buttermilk (milk), yoghurt (milk), sunflower oil, baking powder, vanilla extract, salt.

Chocolate - Flour (wheat gluten), sugar, egg, milk, cocoa, sunflower oil, sodium bicarbonate (raising agent: E500), instant coffee granules, vanilla extract.

Lemon - Flour (wheat , gluten), sugar, egg , milk , buttermilk (milk), yoghurt (milk), sunflower oil, baking powder, lemon zest, lemon juice, natural lemon flavouring with other natural flavourings, vanilla extract, salt.

Red Velvet - Wheat flour (gluten), eggs, milk, buttermilk (milk), sugar, baking powder, vanilla extract, cocoa powder, colouring Red [Vegetable Glycerine E422, Mono Propylene Glycol E1520, Water, Ponceau 4R E124, Allura Red E129].

Cookies & Cream -Wheat flour ( gluten ), eggs , milk , buttermilk ( milk ), sugar, baking powder, vanilla extract, Oreo [Wheat Flour, Sugar, Palm Oil, Rapeseed Oil, Fat-Reduced Cocoa Powder 4,5 %, Wheat Starch, Glucose-Fructose Syrup, Raising Agents (Potassium Carbonates, Ammonium Carbonates, Sodium Carbonates), Salt, Emulsifiers (Soya Lecithin, Sunflower Lecithin), Flavouring].

Pistachio - Wheat flour (gluten), eggs, milk, buttermilk (milk), sugar, baking powder, vanilla extract, Pistachios (nuts).

Buttercream: Sugar, egg white, butter (milk), vanilla extract, salt.

Icing sheet: Modified starches (E1422, E1412), maltodextrin, glycerol, sugar, water, thickeners (E460i, E414, E415), dextrose, food colour (E171), emulsifiers (E435, E471, E491), preservative (E202), acidity regulator: citric acid (E330), artificial flavour, edible ink Black (Water, Humectant: E1520, E422, Colour: E151, E110, E102), edible ink Yellow (Water, Humectant: E1520, E422, Colour: E102, Acidity Regulator: E330), edible ink Magenta (Water, Humectant: E1520, E422, Colour: E122, Acidity Regulator: E330), edible ink Cyan (Water, Humectant: E1520, E422, Colour: E133, Acidity Regulator: E330).

Wafer sheet: Potato Starch (86%), Water (11%), Olive Oil (3%) - Aroma : Vanilla - Sweetener : Sucralose(E955).

*Although not necessarily present in this particular product, the colours used across our range of products may include the colours E102*, E104, E110, E122 & E129 - which may have an adverse effect on activity and attention in some children. All products are produced on premises handling eggs, gluten, nuts, peanuts, milk, sesame and soya hence may contain traces. Please note cakes may contain cocktail sticks and dowelling for support.

Each cake is hand-made individually and carefully and while will look similar to the images, may not be identical.

 

Dietary & Allergen

Allergens: 🌾 Wheat (gluten), 🥚 Eggs, 🥛 Milk (dairy), 🌱 Soya, 🥜 Nuts and Peanuts. All our cakes are handmade in a kitchen that handles these allergens every day.

For this reason, we cannot in good faith label any cake as truly “free-from” or vegan — achieving that level of separation would require entirely separate premises. If you have a severe allergy, we recommend speaking to us before ordering so we can advise you personally.