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Made to order
Our Divorce Cake London & Surrey turns heartbreak into theatre. Two layers of freshly baked sponge (choose from Vanilla, Chocolate, Red Velvet, Pistachio, Lemon or Cookies & Cream) are wrapped in silky vanilla Swiss meringue buttercream and topped with an edible image that you literally set alight to reveal a hidden message beneath. It’s catharsis and cake rolled into one, hand-delivered across London and Surrey by our own drivers.
Delivery & care
Delivery
Your cake is baked to order in our London or Surrey bakery, then dispatched and hand-delivered by our own drivers. Standard routes cover the London and Surrey areas we serve; further-afield delivery may be arranged in advance.
Cake care
Keep the cake boxed and cool. If refrigerated, bring it to room temperature before serving for the best texture and flavour.
Cake details
Ingredients, allergens and a note from the chef.
The top layer is an edible print of your chosen photo. Light the centre with a long match or lighter and watch it burn away, unveiling your custom message. Beneath the reveal sits a moist sponge in your chosen flavour, layered with Swiss meringue buttercream and finished with classic piping. Viral on TikTok and Instagram, but made here with patisserie-level care and premium ingredients.
This cake requires planning: we need a minimum of one week’s notice. At checkout, please select a delivery date at least one week away. After placing your order, reply to your confirmation email with a high-resolution photo within one hour so we can prepare your edible print. Add your personal message in the “Personalised Cake Message” box — if left blank, the default message will be printed: “Burn in Hell D!ckhead.” Any delay in sending your image may push your delivery back, so please act promptly.
Perfect for divorce parties, break-up nights in, or a friend who needs cake-fuelled closure. It’s equally suited to moving day, new job celebrations or any fresh start. From a cheeky divorce bash in Soho to a post-split glow-up in Guildford or Woking, this cake provides both drama and deliciousness. When the smoke clears, what’s left is a moist, flavour-packed cake that tastes as good as it looks.
Q: What lead time and photo requirements apply?
A: A minimum of one week’s notice. Send your high-res photo within one hour of ordering to avoid delays.
Q: Is the burn-away reveal safe?
A: Always light on the cake (not in the box), supervise, and keep away from curtains or aerosols. Use a long match or lighter only.
Q: What if there is a delivery issue?
A: Contact us straight away if something arrives damaged or not as expected, so we can put it right quickly.
Sponge:
Vanilla - Flour (wheat, gluten), sugar, egg , milk, buttermilk (milk), yoghurt (milk), sunflower oil, baking powder, vanilla extract, salt.
Chocolate - Flour (wheat gluten), sugar, egg, milk, cocoa, sunflower oil, sodium bicarbonate (raising agent: E500), instant coffee granules, vanilla extract.
Lemon - Flour (wheat , gluten), sugar, egg , milk , buttermilk (milk), yoghurt (milk), sunflower oil, baking powder, lemon zest, lemon juice, natural lemon flavouring with other natural flavourings, vanilla extract, salt.
Red Velvet - Wheat flour (gluten), eggs, milk, buttermilk (milk), sugar, baking powder, vanilla extract, cocoa powder, colouring Red [Vegetable Glycerine E422, Mono Propylene Glycol E1520, Water, Ponceau 4R E124, Allura Red E129].
Cookies & Cream -Wheat flour ( gluten ), eggs , milk , buttermilk ( milk ), sugar, baking powder, vanilla extract, Oreo [Wheat Flour, Sugar, Palm Oil, Rapeseed Oil, Fat-Reduced Cocoa Powder 4,5 %, Wheat Starch, Glucose-Fructose Syrup, Raising Agents (Potassium Carbonates, Ammonium Carbonates, Sodium Carbonates), Salt, Emulsifiers (Soya Lecithin, Sunflower Lecithin), Flavouring].
Pistachio - Wheat flour (gluten), eggs, milk, buttermilk (milk), sugar, baking powder, vanilla extract, Pistachios (nuts).
Buttercream: Sugar, egg white, butter (milk), vanilla extract, salt.
Icing sheet: Modified starches (E1422, E1412), maltodextrin, glycerol, sugar, water, thickeners (E460i, E414, E415), dextrose, food colour (E171), emulsifiers (E435, E471, E491), preservative (E202), acidity regulator: citric acid (E330), artificial flavour, edible ink Black (Water, Humectant: E1520, E422, Colour: E151, E110, E102), edible ink Yellow (Water, Humectant: E1520, E422, Colour: E102, Acidity Regulator: E330), edible ink Magenta (Water, Humectant: E1520, E422, Colour: E122, Acidity Regulator: E330), edible ink Cyan (Water, Humectant: E1520, E422, Colour: E133, Acidity Regulator: E330).
Wafer sheet: Potato Starch (86%), Water (11%), Olive Oil (3%) - Aroma : Vanilla - Sweetener : Sucralose(E955).
*Although not necessarily present in this particular product, the colours used across our range of products may include the colours E102*, E104, E110, E122 & E129 - which may have an adverse effect on activity and attention in some children. All products are produced on premises handling eggs, gluten, nuts, peanuts, milk, sesame and soya hence may contain traces. Please note cakes may contain cocktail sticks and dowelling for support.
Each cake is hand-made individually and carefully and while will look similar to the images, may not be identical.
Our cakes are vegetarian and made in bakeries that handle wheat, gluten, eggs, milk and nuts. We do not offer vegan or gluten-free cakes. Standard delivery is by our own drivers within the London and Surrey areas we serve; further-afield delivery may be arranged in advance. Our bakeries are not customer collection points.
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