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Plenty of Pricks Cock Cake

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Plenty of pricks in the sea. Surrounded by dicks. Whatever the sentiment, this completely inappropriate cake is sure to make anyone giggle. Order in advance to guarantee plenty of available pricks.


The Sponge
Two layers of freshly baked vanilla sponges.

The Filling
Smooth and silky vanilla Swiss meringue buttercream.

Decorations 
This hilarious penis cake is naughty and nice [tasting], and frosted in blue and green watercolour vanilla buttercream. It's decorated with multiple cake fudge mini dicks, sheathed in various fondant skin colours, and balls to match. Wait, what, Mini-dicks? Yep! After all, size does not matter, it's all about the motion of the ocean. There's plenty of white chocolate ganache ball batter drizzled, seashell pralines and biscuit crumb "sand". You won't regret swiping right on this one.


This cock cake is 100% rude and not for prudes. It should be ordered for any occasion that's completely inappropriate, like a hen or stag do, to cheer someone up or to purposefully embarrass. Personalise your cake with a short 20 character message on a chocolate plaque. Once ordered we will bake it fresh and deliver it safe and sound on your date of choosing to the lucky recipient.

Best before: 5 days from delivery

Intrigued by our cock cakes? Have a look at our Cock Cake Collection

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Vanilla Sponge: Flour (wheat, gluten), sugar, eggmilk, buttermilk (milk), sunflower oil, baking powder, vanilla extract, salt.

Buttercream: Sugar, egg white, butter (milk), vanilla extract, salt, colouring Blue (glycerol E422, propylene glycol E1520, silicon dioxide E551, water, colours E133 & E122), colouring Green (Glycerol, Propylene, Glycol, E551, Food Colour: E104, E133).

Decorations -

Fondant Cock: Flour (wheat, gluten), sugar, egg, milk, buttermilk (milk), yoghurt (milk), sunflower oil, baking powder, vanilla extract, salt, Sugar, egg white, butter (milk), vanilla extract, cocoa, Brown Colouring (Vegetable Glycerine E422, Mono Propylene Glycol E1520, Silicon Dioxide E551, Brown HT E155), Pink Lustre (E171 Titanium Dioxide, , E120), Gel (Glucose Syrup, Water, Sugar, Gelling Agent: E406, Acidifier: E330, Preservative: E202), Yellow colouring (Glycerol, Propylene, Glycol, E551, Food Colour: E110, E129), Black colouring(Glycerol, Propylene, Glycol, Water, E551, Food Colour: E124, E133, E104).

White Chocolate Drip: white chocolate (milksoya lecithin), double cream (milk), colouring White (E422 Glyerol, E1520 Propylene gycol, E171 Titanium dioxide, E551 Silicon dioxide).

Seashell Pralines: Sugar, Hazelnuts (23%), Whole Milk Powder, Cocoa Butter, Cocoa Mass, Emulsifier: Sunflower Lecithin, Natural Vanilla Flavouring, Cocoa Solids: Chocolate 48% minimum, Milk Chocolate 31% minimum, White Chocolate 25% minimum, Milk Solids: Milk Chocolate 23% minimum, White Chocolate 29% minimum, Lustre [Propellants (Butane E943a, Isobutane E943b, Propane E944), Ethyl Alcohol, Flavours, Colourings (E171)].

Biscuit crumbs: Wheat Flour (Wheat Flour, Calcium Carbonate, Iron, Niacin, Thiamin), Palm Oil, Wholemeal Wheat Flour, Sugar, Dried Skimmed Milk, Raising Agents (Sodium Bicarbonate, Ammonium Bicarbonate), Invert Sugar Syrup, Salt.

*The colours used across the entire icing colouring range may include the colours E102, E104, E110, E122 & E129 - which may have an adverse effect on activity and attention in some children. 

All products are produced on premises handling eggs, gluten, nuts, peanuts, milk, sesame and soya hence may contain traces. Please note cakes may contain cocktail sticks and dowelling for support.

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