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Great British Jack Off Cock Cake

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This hidiously rude cock cake takes the soggy biscuit. Order in advance to guarantee soggisfaction.


The Sponge
Three layers of freshly baked vanilla sponges.

The Filling
Smooth and silky vanilla Swiss meringue buttercream.

Decorations 
This cake may not have a soggy bottom but it definitely has soggy biscuits. Frosted in red, white and blue buttercream fault line style, it's decorated with multiple cake fudge dicks, both stiff and floppy, in various fondant foreskin colours, and bulging balls to match. Creamed off with some white chocolate ganache on custard creams and bourbon biscuits...it's perfect for all Star W*nkers.


This cock cake is not for the faint-hearted, and should be ordered for any occasion that's completely inappropriate, like a hen or stag do, to cheer someone up or to purposefully embarrass. Personalise your cake with a short 20 character message on a chocolate plaque. Once ordered we will bake it fresh and deliver it safe and sound on your date of choosing to the lucky recipient.

Best before: 5 days from delivery

Intrigued by our cock cakes? Have a look at our Cock Cake Collection

Have a question? Email hello@angesdesucre.com

Vanilla Sponge: Flour (wheat, gluten), sugar, eggmilk, buttermilk (milk), sunflower oil, baking powder, vanilla extract, salt.

Buttercream: Sugar, egg white, butter (milk), vanilla extract, salt, colouring Blue (glycerol E422, propylene glycol E1520, silicon dioxide E551, water, colours E133 & E122), colouring Green (Glycerol, Propylene, Glycol, E551, Food Colour: E104, E133).

Decorations -

Fondant Cock: Flour (wheat, gluten), sugar, egg, milk, buttermilk (milk), yoghurt (milk), sunflower oil, baking powder, vanilla extract, salt, Sugar, egg white, butter (milk), vanilla extract, cocoa, Brown Colouring (Vegetable Glycerine E422, Mono Propylene Glycol E1520, Silicon Dioxide E551, Brown HT E155), Pink Lustre (E171 Titanium Dioxide, , E120), Gel (Glucose Syrup, Water, Sugar, Gelling Agent: E406, Acidifier: E330, Preservative: E202), Yellow colouring (Glycerol, Propylene, Glycol, E551, Food Colour: E110, E129), Black colouring(Glycerol, Propylene, Glycol, Water, E551, Food Colour: E124, E133, E104).

White Chocolate Drip: white chocolate (milksoya lecithin), double cream (milk), colouring White (E422 Glyerol, E1520 Propylene gycol, E171 Titanium dioxide, E551 Silicon dioxide).

 

Bourbon Creams: Wheat Flour (Wheat Flour, Calcium Carbonate, Iron, Niacin, Thiamin), Sugar, Palm Oil, Fat Reduced Cocoa Powder, Glucose Syrup, Dextrose, Wheat Starch, Raising Agents (Ammonium Bicarbonate, Sodium Bicarbonate), Salt, Flavouring.

Custard Creams: Wheat Flour (Wheat Flour, Calcium Carbonate, Iron, Niacin, Thiamin), Sugar, Palm Oil, Whey Powder (Milk), Glucose Syrup, Wheat Starch, Raising Agents (Ammonium Bicarbonate, Sodium Bicarbonate), Salt, Flavouring, Colour (Mixed Carotenes).

 

*The colours used across the entire icing colouring range may include the colours E102, E104, E110, E122 & E129 - which may have an adverse effect on activity and attention in some children. 

All products are produced on premises handling eggs, gluten, nuts, peanuts, milk, sesame and soya hence may contain traces. Please note cakes may contain cocktail sticks and dowelling for support.

Free London Delivery (except for a few postcodes)

We delivery everyday except for Sunday.

Delivery outside of Central London is based on distance from our bakery. To view the cost add the item to your basket and add your delivery details.

Our cakes are freshly baked to order.

Cakes are delivered fresh from our bakery during normal working hours. Timed deliveries can be arranged at cost by emailing us. We do aim to delivery your cake as early as possible. 

If you cannot accept delivery please make alternative arrangements, e.g. leave with neighbour. 

All our cakes are produced on premises handling wheat (gluten), eggs, milk, dairy, soya, nuts and peanuts.

We do not offer free-from or vegan options anymore.

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