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Bojo Willy Cake

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The saddest and floppiest willy cake to make anybody chuckle (if they find that kind of thing funny that is). We don't peen-shame. Order in advance to guarantee an anti-climax.

The Sponge
Two layers of freshly baked vanilla sponges.

The Filling
Smooth and silky vanilla Swiss meringue buttercream.

This silly penis cake is short and stumpy and frosted in vanilla buttercream. It's decorated with a white, limp, flaccid cake fudge dick, sheathed in fondant skin, and wrinkly white balls. There's just a small smattering of white chocolate ganache jizz. We thought to name it Bojo, purely because it lacks mojo. Disclaimer: This cake is not inspired by anyone living, or dead.

This cock cake is not for the faint-hearted and should be ordered for any occasion that's completely inappropriate, to make someone laugh or to purposefully embarrass. Personalise your cake with a short 20 character message on a chocolate plaque. Once ordered we will bake it fresh and deliver it safe and sound on your date of choosing to the lucky recipient.

Best before: 5 days from delivery

Intrigued by our cock cakes? Have a look at our Cock Cake Collection

Have a question? Email hello@angesdesucre.com

Vanilla Sponge: Flour (wheat, gluten), sugar, eggmilk, buttermilk (milk), sunflower oil, baking powder, vanilla extract, salt.

Buttercream: Sugar, egg white, butter (milk), vanilla extract, salt.

Decorations -

Fondant Cock: Flour (wheat, gluten), sugar, egg, milk, buttermilk (milk), yoghurt (milk), sunflower oil, baking powder, vanilla extract, salt, Sugar, egg white, butter (milk), vanilla extract, cocoa, Brown Colouring (Vegetable Glycerine E422, Mono Propylene Glycol E1520, Silicon Dioxide E551, Brown HT E155), Pink Lustre (E171 Titanium Dioxide, , E120), Gel (Glucose Syrup, Water, Sugar, Gelling Agent: E406, Acidifier: E330, Preservative: E202), Yellow colouring (Glycerol, Propylene, Glycol, E551, Food Colour: E110, E129).

White Chocolate Drip: white chocolate (milksoya lecithin), double cream (milk), colouring White (E422 Glyerol, E1520 Propylene gycol, E171 Titanium dioxide, E551 Silicon dioxide).

*The colours used across the entire icing colouring range may include the colours E102, E104, E110, E122 & E129 - which may have an adverse effect on activity and attention in some children. 

All products are produced on premises handling eggs, gluten, nuts, peanuts, milk, sesame and soya hence may contain traces. Please note cakes may contain cocktail sticks and dowelling for support.

Free London Delivery (except for a few postcodes)

We delivery everyday except for Sunday.

Delivery outside of Central London is based on distance from our bakery. To view the cost add the item to your basket and add your delivery details.

Our cakes are freshly baked to order.

Cakes are delivered fresh from our bakery during normal working hours. Timed deliveries can be arranged at cost by emailing us. We do aim to delivery your cake as early as possible. 

If you cannot accept delivery please make alternative arrangements, e.g. leave with neighbour. 

All our cakes are produced on premises handling wheat (gluten), eggs, milk, dairy, soya, nuts and peanuts.

We do not offer free-from or vegan options anymore.