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The poshest of penis cakes. Why is it posh, you wonder? Because it has a dickie-bow on it, duh. Order in advance to guarantee performance.
Three layers of freshly baked vanilla sponges.
Smooth and silky vanilla Swiss meringue buttercream.
This super posh penis cake is tall and frosted in a black and white buttercream stripe fault line style. Dressed with a white cake bendy dick, hand-made in cake fudge with hand-smoothed fondant shaft, and throbbing glossy balls to match. It's also got a fancy fondant black dickie bow tie around it for that classy pubic-school look, and an artful drizzle of white chocolate ganache.
This cock cake is not for the faint-hearted and should be ordered for any occasion that's completely inappropriate, like a hen/stag do, or to purposefully embarrass. Personalise your cake with a short 20 character message on a chocolate plaque. Once ordered we will bake it fresh and deliver it safe and sound on your date of choosing to the lucky recipient.
Best before: 5 days from delivery
Have a question? Email firstname.lastname@example.org
Vanilla Sponge: Flour (wheat, gluten), sugar, egg, milk, buttermilk (milk), yoghurt (milk), sunflower oil, baking powder, vanilla extract, salt
Buttercream: Sugar, egg white, butter (milk), vanilla extract, salt, Black Colouring (Glycerol, Propylene, Glycol, Water, E551, Food Colour: E124, E133, E104).
Fondant Cock: Flour (wheat, gluten), sugar, egg, milk, buttermilk (milk), yoghurt (milk), sunflower oil, baking powder, vanilla extract, salt, Sugar, egg white, butter (milk), vanilla extract, cocoa, Brown Colouring (Vegetable Glycerine E422, Mono Propylene Glycol E1520, Silicon Dioxide E551, Brown HT E155), Pink Lustre (E171 Titanium Dioxide, , E120), Gel (Glucose Syrup, Water, Sugar, Gelling Agent: E406, Acidifier: E330, Preservative: E202), Black colouring (Glycerol, Propylene, Glycol, Water, E551, Food Colour: E124, E133, E104).
White Chocolate Drip: white chocolate (milk, soya lecithin), double cream (milk), colouring White (E422 Glyerol, E1520 Propylene gycol, E171 Titanium dioxide, E551 Silicon dioxide).
*The colours used across the entire icing colouring range may include the colours E102, E104, E110, E122 & E129 - which may have an adverse effect on activity and attention in some children.
All products are produced on premises handling eggs, gluten, nuts, peanuts, milk, sesame and soya hence may contain traces. Please note cakes may contain cocktail sticks and dowelling for support.
Free London Delivery (except for a few postcodes)
We delivery everyday except for Sunday.
Delivery outside of Central London is based on distance from our bakery. To view the cost add the item to your basket and add your delivery details.
Our cakes are freshly baked to order.
Cakes are delivered fresh from our bakery during normal working hours. Timed deliveries can be arranged at cost by emailing us. We do aim to delivery your cake as early as possible.
If you cannot accept delivery please make alternative arrangements, e.g. leave with neighbour.
All our cakes are produced on premises handling wheat (gluten), eggs, milk, dairy, soya, nuts and peanuts.
We do not offer free-from or vegan options anymore.
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